I found her sitting by the old water plant, where we'd had our first battle. Out of uniform, of course. She'd dressed sensibly for the occasion, fashionable but sturdy, warm clothes... It was hard to appreciate her quick thinking though, given what forced it. She had been crying, that much was clear.
"I suspected I'd find you here."
She turned towards me with a start, her hand reaching for the wand tucked into her pocket.
"No need for that. I am not here to fight." I sat down a few metres from her. "We might have had our differences, but I have no quarrel with you, as such. Our interests just happen to not align. Feel free to transform if you feel unsafe though. But I'd rather speak to Madeline than Messier Rose."
She started at me, horrified.
"Oh, I've always known your secret identity. It's not difficult to figure out when you're not affected by the Catalogue's blanking. I just like to separate work and private life, and saw little reason not to extend the same to you."
She struggled back a sob, but spoke with that steely certainty she always showed when on the job. "What do you want, Méchain?"
"I just want to talk, mostly."
"Can't- Can we do this some other day today-" her compure broke for a moment, a rare sight. "Today's not..." she trailed off.
"I know. That's... What I wanted to talk about actually. I- I heard about what happened. Do you... Have a place to stay? A friends place perhaps or-"
She hesitated for just a moment, but I could tell from the look on her face as much as I had surmised: No. She quickly hid that behind her steely exterior though. "What do you want, Méchain? What's your angle? Here to gloat, or is this some new scheme to get your hands on the Catalogue-"
"Today's not about the catalogue."
"Then can you just get to what it IS about? Or- Or just leave me alone!"
Her composure was cracking now. Of course, I always did this. Its so easy to half forget, even if just for a moment, that beneath it all, she is still just a child. I had to do better. "I want to help you."
"You expect me to believe that? After everything, you're just going to offer your help and expect me to, what? Let my guard down so you can steal the Catalogue and take over the world?"
"No. I... I hope you'll believe me, so that I can actually help you. The Catalogue can wait."
"Hah. 'The catalogue can wait'! You- You expect me to belive that?"
"...No, i suppose not. But I hope you do. Not to fool you, but because its true... Do you know why I want the Catalogue?"
"To take over the world?"
"Well, yes, but do you know WHY I want to take over the world?"
"Because you're an megalomanic with a god complex?"
"Well, yes, but-"
"So you can reclaim your ancestors legacy and claim your rightful spot etcetera?"
"No, I- Okay, well yes, but no, my reason for wanting to take over the world, is to make it a better place."
"Better? How, are you going to make everyone wear neon coloured suits and slip into monolouges at least once every half hour?"
"No, well, Okay, I would do something about the travesty that is the way people dress, not to mention the clothes the stores sell, horrid. But its about more than-"
"What's wrong with letting people dress how they want?"
"Have you SEEN people? Worn out sweatpants two sizes too small, shorts that cover less of the behind than they leave exposed, the worst colours imaginable, grey, beige, drab affairs, bereft of any semblance of life, colour coordination or style. Its a bland assault on the senses only matched by the concrete cubes these off-white monstrosities work at, and-"
"And what, you'd actually have everyone wear neon coloured suits?"
"No no, I'd not force everyone to dress like me, heavens that would be almost as drab."
"Then what?"
"You know, I have a long and detailed list of every rule I'd implement, we can go over it sometime, when you have an hour or two to spare, it's quite fascinating, I'm particularly fond of the one about- no, pardon me. The long and short of it is I'd make people wear clothes that fit them, went well together, and had at least SOME colour to it."
"What, you hate goths?"
"No! Heavens no. While I do prefer those styling of goth that do include a bit of colour, an all black ensemble can be quite stunning, if done well, but doing so requires intentionality. And frankly, colour theory aside, black is MUCH more of a colour than beige- But we're getting side tracked. My reason for wanting to take over the world, is to make it a better place. And I mean the sincerely."
She huffed out a laugh. "The idea of a world you consider better does not exactly inspire confidence. Go on, what would you fix?"
"...The list is too long, and too sad, to share with you like this... But I suppose I must share some of it... Did you know that are around two hundred thousand people in the city that do not have a stable place to sleep? There are shelters, but it is limited what can be done with just those kind of means. Systemic change is need to fix the problem, even just for that one city. To solve it for the world?.. I see no other way than the Catalogue. And that is one problem of thousands. Granted, its a big one... But there are certainly ones harder to solve in normal ways. Without the Catalogue, there is little I can do. With it, there is little I can't do."
"And what, you'd just use it for good?"
"No. I have several plans for it you'd hardly call good, I am honest enough to admit, and we're like to disagree on some of the goods I'd do, too. But- Once again, we're getting of topic, a bad habit of mine, that... It feels strange to say this but... I'd like to offer you a place to stay."
"What?"
"I can't just let someone I know sleep on the streets, especially not someone your age. Teenage life is hard enough, even with proper shelter and nutrition, I can't in good conscience just leave you to it."
"What?"
"My house is a bit far from your school, but not so far I can't drive you to and from each day, I have time for that, though you'd have to spend a while at the library after school, before I can pick you up. I have also looked into it, and you could take the bus, its a bit of a roundabout route, and you'd have to leave pretty early, but if you're more comfortable with that-"
"Hold on- You- You want to ADOPT me?"
"Well... I suppose, yes. Now, of course, we needn't call it that if you're uncomfortable with the-"
"But- But you're a villain! We're ENEMIES! You- You can't just ADOPT ME!"
"Now now, we are not enemies."
"Not enemies??!? We've fought like, a bazillion times!"
"Yes yes, we do have quite the rivalry going on, but we are not ENEMIES. Not ONCE have I tried to kill you, and neither have you tried to kill me, hardly grounds to call that 'enemies'."
"I- I don't kill people!"
"A noble goal... But you DID blow up that one guy with the Spanish name. Oh, what was it..."
"He turned into a giant monster and tried to destroy the city!"
"Yes! Exactly! Now there is an enemy! And you vanquished him quite nicely. As one does enemies, why, surely you remember when that blasted woman pretended to work for me but then revealed she was an enemy of us both whom only wanted to steal the Catalogue for herself? Naturally, you thwarted that plan quite nicely, and I did as one does when someone makes themselves an enemy. I dealt with it. THOSE are enemies. Us? Perish the thought."
"...Alright, rivals then... But- But that doesn't mean you can just... Adopt me!"
"Why not? I already have most of the paperwork ready to be signed..."
"It's not... You're just going to give up on the Catalogue, just like that?"
"No! Of course not!... But I would make an effort, even more than I already do, to not have our rivalry get in the way of your education or other important events. We'd not want a repeat of that fiasco last year... Keeping track of your educational schedule is quite difficult with how reluctant your school staff is to keep their online resources up to date. Being able to actually talk with you about it would simplify that greatly."
"...So you DIDN'T do that on purpose?"
"HOW was I supposed to do that on purpose? It took 4 weeks of preparation, and your school pushed the event 2 weeks forwards, with no warning I ever caught wind off. I'm not the Oracle of Delphi! ...Didn't even directly notify the parents, I learned after. Really, if they try something like that with you living under my roof, I'll give them a piece of my mind, predictability is important for-"
"You're serious, aren't you?"
"Yes, naturally. They can't just change the schedule without warning and then-"
"I meant about adopting me?"
"Oh, yes. That too of course."
"...This is just one of your sick plans isn't it, some scheme to-"
"No! I mean, I scheme, sure! But I am not a monster! I'd not lie about something like this. No I am quite genuine. No scheme. No trap. No hidden motive... Really, what sort of villain would I be, if I let my rival hero just... Live on the street? As a CHILD? Nonono, that just won't do..." I paused, then continued, as softly and sincerely as I could manage. "It completely understandable if you don't trust me, but I really hope you do."
She let out a small laugh, paused, then started laughing, but it soon turned to crying. I tentatively put a hand on her shoulder, and within moments, she was rubbing snot into my cashmere shirt. I put an arm softly around her.
"It's not fair!" she cried
"No, its not." i answered softly
"Th-they're supposed to be my parents and they- they just-"
"Why- why is it that my parents are worse than a literal villain! Its not fair!"
She cried for a while, with a few things like that, said intermediately. I did my best to offer... compassion, though it was hard to say something that could actually help.
Eventually, she composed herself again, and we sat in silence, apart, for a while.
Eventually, she started asking practical questions about what it would be like if she said yes. Often with a long silence between each question.
Eventually, the questions stopped. By then she'd made it very clear, several times, that if she accepted, we'd be nothing like father and daughter, that it was just practical, and temporary and other diminishing qualifiers.
A while after the questions stopped, she asked again, finally, if I was being serious about it, that it wasn't a cruel joke. And then she said yes, and allowed me to pull her into a hug.
"...I'm going to regret this, aren't I?" she said, after.
"Maybe." I said, honestly.
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I stood in the library, impatiently tapping my foot, my annoyance clearly being felt by my hostages, despite my masked self.
Finally, Messier Rose arrived, looking a touch winded.
"Ah! Messier Rose! How good of you to FINALLY join us." I pushed down the annoyance and worry and got into the profesionality of it. "As you can see-"
"So, young lady, care to explain how it took you over HALF AN HOUR to get to the library you were SUPPOSEDLY studying at?"
"... Care to explain why you thought leaving the key with the hostages was a good idea?"
"So, in hindsight, I should have left that somewhere else, yes, but you were never supposed to try to free them right away, I thought you'd first try to- No, no! I won't be distracted this time. Why weren't you at the library, hmm?"
"...Well, the thing is..."
"Yes?"
"...So, I just... There's this movie, and well, some friends were going..."
"Was one of these friends called Ramon, maybe?"
"...yes..."
"Now, Madeline, you know what I've said." She started blushing. "It's perfectly okay if you want to go see your boyfriend-"
"Dad, he's not my boyfriend!" she was red as a beet.
"Even if he does dress shabbily, you really should bring him over one day so I can give him some much-needed fashion advice-"
"Daaad!"
"But I'd like to know when you do, wanting to see your boyfriend-"
"He's not my boyfriend!"
"is perfectly natural, but we need to have a few boundaries about this. And speaking of boundaries-"
"DAAAAAD!"