yippee im gay motherfucker

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[inkbi0tic]

[playthings2007]

Completely lost all concepts of joke comprehension for a moment because my instinct was to register this as a new type of kitchencel

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

What are you, some kind of BIRD FREAK?!

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[drarry]

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[jumex]

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[dizzypplbecomeblurry]

i go on instagram reels to observe the strange rituals

[liamthesnail]

this is one of, if not the best screenshot i've ever gotten from a game changer episode in my entire fucking life

[miseria-fortes-viros]

for pride today i am sharing possibly the funniest thing i have ever seen on a college tour

this was probably about five years ago and this picture still makes me laugh

[miseria-fortes-viros]

thats the safe zone

[goodgirl-inc]

[goodgirl-inc]

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

[zeitghost]

[punkitt-is-here]

i love that sakurai on two separate occasions has been like "what the fuck are those? i dont know. no one knows. they simply are"

[goodgirl-inc]

[not100bees]

Okay I know the quote tweet is supposed to be ridiculous but that is how people talk. I have seen people talk exactly like that. That is not even a ridiculous exaggeration of how certain lefty types talk.

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

welcome to the icelandic apple selection. what color will you have

[wordfather]

okay everyone with apple knowlege!!! which apples should i try when i (eventually) travel to the usa?

[lonelyroommp3]

some time last year in a daze i signed up to be a community notes contributor on twitter, and i have not used this ability once in any meaningful sense, but i do appreciate that it sometimes provides me with exclusive advance previews of muppet discourse

[elodieunderglass]

I’d approve that one, it adds context

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

#also even if he wasn’t an actor. why would his son being a frog be sketchy just bc he’s married to a pig #maybe his frog son just took after him more heavily. maybe his frog son is from a previous relationship. #accept love into your heart and you won’t find suspicion in places it doesn’t belong to

im sorry @greytune you cannot leave this in the tags

[busket]

white people appropriating aave is always irritating but specifically the use of "-ahh" like "goofy-ahh" "stupid-ahh" bro if you are not black just say ass. ass belongs to everyone, dumbass. are you afraid of cursing?? youre stealing the language of black americans cos you don't want to be caught saying a bad word like ASS ?

[swankyangles]

Are tumblrinas classifying any youth oriented slang, or phrases from TikTok as AAVE now? Is "heck" or "butt" AAVE now? You guys know like people have subbed in words since forever right?

[busket]

tumblrina....i havent heard that name in years...

[cottoncandylesbo]

the thermostat app i was forced to download due to my apartment complex installing "smart" thermostats just asked me to rate it based on how likely i was to recommend it to a friend. so i called my friend and told her she should download the app. she asked me why. i said it can make things hotter or colder, depending. she said that was stupid. i told her sorry and that she was right.

she did download the app, though she could not use it because she does not have the kind of thermostat it requires. she rated it two stars. i asked why two and she said she liked the colors.

[redstonedust]

ive been thinking about how some trans spaces and media lack representation of bottom surgery and itd be nice if we could talk about and depict it more. but my attempts to formulate this into a coherent thought lead me to standing in front of the microwave idly thinking "we should normalize men with penises" as if thats a brave new frontier nobody has ever considered.