Holy Shit Dude

I’m Fucking Unwell 26 | she/they | lesbian Artfight: IBloodyLovett13

[vamplire]

love a good vampirism lesbianism double feature

[tastefullyoffensive]

[roachpatrol]

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

[ayellowbirds]

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

[it-is-bugs]

I will reblog this on my deathbed.

[huggableotter-deactivated202010]

Please let him science 🐧

[mrshamill]

i think at least half of the million reblabs on this are from me

[ekjohnston]

There is an international treaty that says we’re supposed to stay 6m away from penguins, and it’s really difficult because no one told the penguins, and they all desperately want to wander up and say hi.

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[goth-queen]

[caliburn0119]

@vamplire

[vamplire]

official vamplire post

who wants to take me on a date to the vampire cafe

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[beemovieerotica]

[chillyfeetsteak]

you thought tumblr in the 2010s was bad but last year i joined a community garden and a member in his 60s just emailed blasted all of us a ten page pdf call out post about one of the other member's problematic behavior and rules violations

[chillyfeetsteak]

one of his (many) complaints is that she is wiccan and has been actively recruiting female members to her coven during garden meetings (true) and also planting invasive species (rules violation) in the four corners of the garden (rules violation, planting in communal space) and when they dig them up to remove them there are jars filled with talismans and feathers and stuff in the dirt underneath

[chillyfeetsteak]

yes she's white yes she has dreads

[chillyfeetsteak]

she got kicked out lol

[sacredwhores]

Christina Hornisher - Hollywood 90028 (1973)

[anarchistmemedistro]

[hexthelex]

is previous...

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Voting ended onMay 4

[vampirekoolaid]

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[pangur-and-grim]

had to hold Pangur for several minutes while she cried, bc the coverage for my immunosuppressants still hasn't been approved and my spine is deteriorating and today I had to bring out the cane. the little clip clop clip clop sound makes her sooooooooooo so upset.... she was acting like I was chasing her with full murderous intent as I limped my way sadly to my kitchen. when they deny these clams, does the government know that they're impacting my 14 year old cat???

[pangur-and-grim]

meanwhile Belphie just wants to steal it. disservice animal

[curioscurio]

little german boy revisits the cave of blüntsmoken! Happy 4/20 ;)

[tahthetrickster]

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

[fatgrowlithe]

runner up

[potholefullofsoup]

not a rage comic but this is a personal favorite

[mosspatchhag]

contributing this one i saved 15 years ago

[274th]

and this is why we don't have online sharing LMFAAAOOOOOO

[pangur-and-grim]

these photos taken by a 'visitor' show a rare pangur expression: disgust and suspicion.

[pangur-and-grim]

pangur photos taken by other people always fascinate me. there's a psychological darkness, her face becomes that of an enemy

[mostlyvalid]

A proposal

Sometimes, in fandom, we just want to write id-tastic fic that rolls around in tropes that might be viewed as problematic. But we don’t want to address the problematic side of things in this particular fanwork; we just want to roll around and wallow.

It is considered courteous to give readers a heads-up via use of AO3 tags. I propose a tag that signals that a given fanwork is for rolling around, not giving a measured evaluation of anything. The MCU has carved out a space for this sort of fic with the “HYDRA Trash Party” tag, for which I commend them. Trash Party is a bit too specific to cover all of the ground I’m thinking of here, though; I propose “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.”

For those of you not familiar with Arrested Development, Michael Bluth finds a paper bag in the freezer labeled “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.” He opens the bag, finds a dead dove, and reacts as follows:

[gif of a white man saying “I don’t know what I expected” in a deadpan manner]

The “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” tag would essentially be a “what it says on the tin” metatag, indicating “you see the tropes and concepts tagged here? they are going to appear in this fic. exactly as said. there will not necessarily be any subversion, authorial commentary condemning problematic aspects, or meditation on potential harm. this fic contains dead dove. if you proceed, you should expect to encounter it.”

(more at KnowYourMeme: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-dont-know-what-i-expected)

[lazy-universes]

WHOA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THE POST THAT SPAWNED DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT

[yourlocaltinsmith]

Happy dead dove do not eat birthday!

[slowspinningredemption]

incredible things happening on reddit right now