i will spit until i learn how to speak

griff | 31

[fatgrowlithe]

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[felixcloud6288]

Listening to a podcast

"Let's take a word from our sponsor."

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*Go back 15 seconds*

[felixcloud6288]

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

[kitsuleif]

[earhartsease]

and that much ado? it's about nothing

[scullysflannel]

every day people sign on to fox mulder’s internet and say things like “they should make nighttime scenes in mulder’s apartment brighter.” no they should not!!! sorry if you’re not prepared for the truth that there is no more strikingly beautiful image in the history of television than mulder and scully silhouetted against the streetlights cutting through his blinds. oh should caravaggio lose the shadows too

[animentality]

[opossum-mypossum]

[captain-price-returns]

Trump is bringing back the literal actual Smoot-Hawley tariffs from the Great Depression

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Trump Imposes 50% Tariff Hike on Canadian Goods

Here’s what to know about the latest trade policy by the U.S. against its neighbor.

uhhhhh

[junglejim4322]

You can tell how disconnected someone is from other people if they by default assume someone does not have an experience unless they volunteer the information to all at all times

[junglejim4322]

I notice this a lot with sexual abuse in particular like do you know how common it is to experience that you have to either be genuinely dumb or trying to intimidate people into silence to expect people to divulge that information to you before talking

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[nocontext4077th]

[swagophile]

me in a heist movie scenario: [right about to execute the big plan] i hope you guys kbow if this plan goes south i'm killing myself

driver: what

me: alright team. we kbow our roles. lets get to it

demolitions expert: wait can we go back to that thing earlier

grifter: yeah what was that about

me: charlie, i want you to take point. you're the most important for the early phase so you gotta make sure to nail this. remember we only have a limited time to pull this off, so the sooner the better

safecracker: youre not really gonna kill yourself if we fuck this up right

me: [putting on my badass sunglasses as smooth bossa nova music plays] i'm definitely going to kill myself if we get this wrong

[humiliationvictim]

Can I still be a leftist if I’m a reactionary conservative

[mitchipedia]

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[wifegideonnav]

reblog this and tell me your favorite album written and performed by a woman?

[berdyayeva]

being an executioner used to be an inherited job. imagine dealing with teen angst and also job shadowing your dad the town’s torturer

[srdcovka]

where's that post about how u can tell *some* people treat protests like it's the funniest sign contest or something

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the lilo and stitch movie suggesting foster care for lilo is so dark sided

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[talking to group of children] sorry you can't watch this movie. we need to talk about various issues with the united states legal system first

[dogpuppy]