dirk

☆ he/him ☆ occasionally suggestive content ☆

[tudirkulosis]

blehhh sry i'm not super active anymore. follow my art acc on ig @tudirkulosis_art if u want more of me lol

[tudirkulosis]

mind you this is their FIRST TIME MEETING.

[kushblazer666]

[puppygirllaika]

I've seen a lot of people reblogging this as a shitpost but it actually is ~technically~ true, if you're willing to give the literal text "lentils.com" a bit of leeway. The modern DNS or "Domain Name System" wasn't established until 1985, and was created to establish human-readable addresses for IP addresses, so you didn't have to know the actual IP address of the website you wanted to visit. In other words, you don't need to call up the world carrot museum and ask for their IP address in order to visit their website, you can just go to worldcarrotmuseum.co.uk.

HOWEVER, the DNS system wasn't created whole-cloth, it was based on a library topic-categorization system that predated the dewey decimal system and was widely used across private and government libraries in england and, later, the united states. The system was called the Index Dominiorum, or "Register of Domains," and was pioneered by the Library of Oxford in 1731. It's first ever use was for the tracking and maintenance of agricultural records for major staple crops, with the list distinguishing between commercial and independently-grown crops, as subsistence farming was still how a lot of people got their food in england at the time. In this register of crop reports, one of the first (not the actual first first) records added to the list was a report on the production of commercial lentils, labeled "lentils, com." Because that same core registration system was used as the basis for the DNS nearly 3 centuries later, it can be argued that "lentils.com" was one of the first domains ever registered, along with similar commercial crop names like "barley.com", "rye.com", and "bulgur-wheat.com". Unfortunately, none of this is true, and i did just make it all up.

[bebx]

I’m sorry but all these plot holes in Stranger Things 5 were insane. They said the finale would answer all the questions but not only did it barely answer anything, it just created dozens more

Also RIP to all those pregnant women in the lab who were literally blown up

[sihain]

Having a queer character believe he won't find love and proving him right is not good writing.

Having a character grow up in solitary confinement and then ripping her away from the only family she's ever known to live a life of solitude once again is not good writing.

Having a character be in love with his best friend and then just compare it to a high school crush is not good writing.

Having Eleven say that Mike has always been the person who truly understood her after showing us in the previous seasons that he only sees her as a superhero IS NOT GOOD WRITING.

Having two girls be abused by a man with power for the majority of their lives only to leave them dead and alone as a direct consequence of the trauma they suffered IS VILE WRITING

[mikequeerlerism]

yupppppp i audibly laughed

[dollfrombloodborneyuri]

the greedy friendpig: hey can we hang out today

[threatofjoyyy]

six seven

[seizethegay420]

I honestly look forward to Ace Attorney Tumblr doing the same shit every year more than I do actual Christmas

[tudirkulosis]

almost christmas means it wasn't christmas!

[howlidae]

christmas! just a week away! woohoo!

and a bonus:

[ot3]

turnabout goodbyes is such a good case. you go in thinking finally im going to learn what the hell is wrong with miles edgeworth. and that definitely does happen and it's beautiful. but the real unexpected treat is getting to figure out that phoenix is actually the craziest person in this courtroom by a significant margin.

[stark1lling]

Posting wasp propaganda because my ass is seething yo!

[cyberpunkbandit]

Pink mountaineer's axe from Muromachi period, 14th century Japan

[mintmildew]

in case you where wondering why there was a heart symbol on a 14th century weapon

[door]

great news it’s jimjams season

[circumstantialsimultaneity]

i like thinking about crossovers. i like to think about vriska serket and nagito komaeda cutting class together to shoplift splat brand hair dye from the cvs. it makes me smile very wide to imagine such things.

[tabellae-rex-in-sui]

In the 19th century, they used to write RPF and just call it a biography. And by reading one of these books, you could immediately tell who the author was in love with, who they hate, and what their fetishes are. And the Archives they would end up in are not Of Our Own but Of Museums And Libraries...