Tufts Confessions

est. October 2014 the best of the embarrassing, hilarious, silly, shameful, touching, emotional, disheartening, unrequited or otherwise entertaining confessions of Tufts University students based off the facebook page that started it all in February 2013: facebook.com/TuftsConfessions

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“I think I use tinder as a crutch to avoid talking to girls IRL and facing rejection.”

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“I sold my bitcoins today and I'm not sure that was smart.”

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“I still kiss my mom on the lips.”

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“the fact that girls sync their periods blows my fucking mind tbh”

[tuftscsproblems]

In a sane language, that would make a lot of sense. But this is C++.

Halligan TA (via tuftscsproblems)

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“i just picked the biggest booger. it's the size of two tic tacs.”

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“I shower... maybe once a week.”

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“God bless whoever invented sun dresses”

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“You had me at ‘Hello, world.’”

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“Here's a confession: The actual original reason I came to tufts was because when I was a prospie at the school I had originally intended on attending, I blacked out and broke the shower and flooded the entire bathroom three inches deep with soapy vomit water and remembered absolutely none of it the next day. And I guess when maintainance got called to fix the situation, the school found out it was me. And I got rescinded. And tufts was the only other school I got into. Fast forward a couple years and I am completely, utterly in love with this place--honestly can't imagine myself anywhere else. Life is funny that way. “

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“SHE'S NOT PREGNANT!”

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“Thank you, 3rd grade cursive lessons, for helping me write when I run out of space on the line in snapchat”

[theoverheardcampus-deactivated2]

Tufts University

“Are you a registered hipster? There are union benefits. You get a standard issue flannel.”

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“I used to think nads was slang for boobs”

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“I still listen to Evanescence even tho I'm not sure if I spelled that right”

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“Realizing now I was completely spoiled by the tail I was getting sophomore year. If you have a hookup who you love to fuck the shit out of, cherish it and don't screw it up. - A senior”

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Shooting people makes them unhappy.

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