write me a wrong

☆ hi hello call me emi I'm probably messing something up rn ///neuroscience///writing/// ///grilled cheese///eyeliner/// ☆

how many flirt until girlfriend

[glowingvenus-deactivated2019021]

if u hold down the flirt key while jumping you can unlock girlfriend in about five seconds

[dogsdotcom]

if you crouch jump while flirting you can clip through the floor directly to wife

[tukatt]

me @ myself: get it together.....

also me @ myself: ur literally going through a lot rn? cut yourself some slack?

also also me @ myself: ...anyway....i hate my entire self

[tukatt]

Lady Macbeth: is that a dagger in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Macbeth: i'm just happy to see you ;)

Lady Macbeth: pathetic

[lavendervalar]

D188/365 // February 4 credit🌙 (pls don’t delete)

the sky is more amazing than all of us

[jesterlesbian]

so the first time i saw this my brain was just like

[imx-remade-deactivated20181210]

do u ever just stick your leg in the air really high? just do it. right now. it will not disappoint

[reforge]

i fell over

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teacher *while handing out 40 year old textbook*: wikipedia is very unreliable

[stitchingatthecircuitboard]

ok but. leia knowing exactly who finn was the second poe came in all like “my friend needs to talk to you.” which means that poe TOLD her about finn. like EVERYTHING about finn. liKE

leia: poe! you’re alive! how did you escape the first order? poe: general this stormtrooper named FINN appeared like an angel and he SAVED ME and we flew a TIE FIGHTER together and he is SUCH A GOOD SHOT and he is the DREAMIEST AND THE CUTEST BOY IN THE WHOLE GALAXY and did i mention he SAVED ME leia: … leia [upon meeting finn]: it was incredibly brave what you did and i’m saying this because it’s true but also because poe won’t fucking shut up about it

[bogleech]

“My masculinity is NOT fragile!!! I’ll prove it!!!! I’ll BEAT UP WOMEN!!!!”

[tukatt]

Baby boomer feminists: If Hillary wins, I can tell my granddaughters that they too can be president someday.

Millennial feminists: If Bernie wins, I'll be financially secure enough that those granddaughters might actually exist someday.

[beautynthemoonlight-deactivated]

[cimness]

LOOK AT GWENDOLINE ON THE FAR LEFT

[winterpunk]

#there’s so much going on here I don’t even know where to start

[emotrashkylo-deactivated2020102]

Somebody please draw this but in their characters, please

[franzkafkagf]

YES PLEASE

[plastic-knives-and-forks-deacti]

i did the thing

[eabevella]

OMG this is so good!!

[star-spangled-jackass]

thank you

[halalbosnian]

who am I supposed to invite to my wedding when i have like three friends and dislike most of my family?

[slaandere-blog]

Hear me out Dogs and cats in fancy clothes

[imoquest]

“a beautiful painting”

[major-jamie-hill-deactivated201]

Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

[shez-bitchy]

he cheated. on his wife.

[outsidersmark]

he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i just woke up and im not mentally equipped to handle the fact that someone typed up the words “slutshaming alexander hamilton” and inserted them into a post and said to themselves “thatll show em” and hit send

[nonchalante]

Admit you were wrong. Apologize. Understand that you’re fallible. You make mistakes. You hurt people. Apologize. That’s growth; understanding you did something wrong and working towards making things right.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

NEVER

[spooky-stela-deactivated2018042]

The Schuyler Sisters

[bunchalosers]

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