Little taco surprise

Nicole. 21. Los Cabos, México.

[silverhawk]

thinking about life & its twists and turns today……a lot for an armadillo to deal with but i’ll be okay………….

[silverhawk]

thinking about life & its twists and turns today……a lot for an armadillo to deal with but i’ll be okay………….

[mishasminions]

CHRIS HEMSWORTH IS A FREAKING GEM.

”thAT’s hAirSPray IN mY eYES!!!”

[mayothompson]

We’re all just ex-emo kids tryin to make it in this post-emo world

[rapling-deactivated20191013]

me: i hate astrology

horoscope: youre beautiful 

me:

[psy-faerie]

[fatgirlopinions]

Absolutely me

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[laughingsquid]

A Beautiful Longhaired Tuxedo Cat Shows Off His New Prosthetic Back Paws After a Severe Injury

[audible-smiles]

feeties

[secretallie-blog]

Terry Crews of Brooklyn 99 gives the best advice on physical fitness.

Seriously, his Reddit AMA is the most genuinely upbeat, positive actor interview ever. Another great bit:

[sourcedumal]

To be honest, this was the healthiest advice for getting into working out I’ve ever read, and it really was the inspiration for me to start running and going to the gym. No judgement, no “you need to be doing this” mess. Just a simple “do what you can. and feel comfortable”

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[memehumor]

[repost-this-image]

this wins

[hypersexualsportswear]

[helloitsbees]

Schrödinger’s vaguepost

[oppa-homeless-style]

this is the twitter equivalent of the sound of a gun cocking in an unlit parking garage

[rumpled]

[gleamblossoms]

these bots are becoming more advanced with each passing day

[marauders4evr]

I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.

BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.

Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.

[nyquilnap]

[megurashkarchived]

this is literally so funny and is also me whenever i feel i’ve been Wronged

[dragon-in-a-fez]

where do TV shows get this idea that high school is constant drama, nothing even fucking happened to me in high school

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I’m now remembering that my school got a slurpee machine and then had to get rid of it two weeks later after someone poured toxic chemicals into it that they stole from the science lab in an attempt to poison the entire cheerleading squad so like, maybe I was just boring

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

where do TV shows get this idea that high school is emotional drama, it’s all chemical warfare and espionage