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You know what it is, Chris, poc, they/them, 30

[lokilesbian]

how I sleep at night knowing my daughter is in a prison of my own design because I turned her into a murderer, my son is abandoned on a notorious garbage realm, and my other son is having an identity crisis because they are from a race I taught them from a young age to hate:

[onceiwashere]

me when i’m in a food coma after eating one 2 many chicken fajitas from chili’s

[lokilesbian]

Anthony Hopkins after eating too many chicken fajitas after Tom brings him to Chili’s

[moss-sprouted]

he looks like he was photoshopped into a bowl of boiling soup

[lokilesbian]

[t3sticles]

Lost in the sauce

[ginger-ale-official]

I would never beat goku in a fight bc we would be friends if we ever met

[theocseason4]

when tumblr deleted your blog for a few days i was so bored i considered getting pregnant.

thank you

[violaslayvis]

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

[chavorruco-noventero-deactivate]

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

[antiandrogen]

Just carry a purse…

[chavorruco-noventero-deactivate]

But I told him I was masc :(

[elevan-deactivated20250122]

:(

[tumbl-awards]

[catchymemes]

[digitaldiscipline]

Yeehaoi

[copperbadge]

I see you and raise you “yeehaboo”. (Alternately, “Weeabbq”.)

[bigstupiduglyogre]

[anxietyproblem]

[ottermatopoeia]

and i’ll be ready

[reallybadatsex]

[brucebocchi]

[saintsatellite-deactivated20240]

i hope everyone is ready to celebrate International Down With Cis day on April 4th.

[ratfuck]

I'm going to eat ice cream... with a steak knife!!!!!

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[italianamericanfanpage]

[jotx]

my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom

[postultimate]

mine is to make love to yours. step your game up.

[jotx]

i just got promoted to giving your father earthshattering prostate orgasms

[postultimate]

my father is a libertarian so nice try but he would never be “pro state”

[solarsyrup]

"would you be mad" is the funniest thing to append to hypothetical questions, especially if it doesn't make any sense

[solarsyrup]

what if granny smith apples were called granny smitt apples? would you be mad?

[slavery]

GINGER ALE BE HITTING ALWAYS I COULD BE DYING OF EVERY POSSIBLE DISEASE AND BE BLEEDING OUT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND TAKE A SIP OF Canada Dry AND BE LIKE ….. DAMN THAT HITS