all these teeth

tyler - dude presenting genderqueer too old to be here - he/they/she so many teeth

[iamaine]

repeating this to myself as a list of daily affirmations

[posthumanwanderings]

[witnessthesurreal]

violence

[argumentativeasshole]

This is happening every day

[lonestatus]

come give me a pawjob my address is 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque NM

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Do Not. Give my husband puppy pawjob

[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[wav48k]

at the jfk museum. this place is kind of objectively funny as hell i think

[wav48k]

"i love your earrings" thanks! its where jfk got shot

[wav48k]

you can . you can hit him. w? In the head.

[punkrorschach]

[landmineblogging]

before you can date me you have to defeat my 2007 evil lexus

[brucesterling]

*The oligarchy has brought this ill-will and deep suspicion on itself. If they sold jars of mustard it would be "Pervert Mustard"

[nae-nae-supreme]

when someone mentions HOES with ARMPIT HAIR

[jame7t]

its 10 AM on a weekday .

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

[nae-nae-supreme]

I must find...the HOES.

,whatever it takes

[vewn]

Panic sell everything now

[doublelp]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[digatisdi-deactivated20140324]

[nochte]

WHAT IS THIS

[comradecobalt]

The Fuccons - Wikipedia

Yoshimasa Ishibashi was inspired to create The Fuccons after seeing an advertisement where guests at a party had frozen facial expressions, recalling that they were “so fake they made [him] laugh.” Ishibashi opted to use mannequins because he did not want audiences to dismiss the series as a “TV parody” and because the series’ content would feel “too grotesque” if real actors were used. In addition, he did not want the actors’ personalities to influence how the characters were portrayed and wanted the characters to be “completely depersonalized.” Recreating a retro family setting similar to Bewitched, Ishibashi sourced the mannequins from a friend’s warehouse, which originated from Yoshichu Mannequin. He picked fair-skinned, blue-eyed mannequins because the Japanese-looking mannequins had facial expressions that seemed too serious. Before filming, the mannequins would be styled by Ishibashi’s make-up and hairstylist teams while he chose the outfits himself. He claimed that working with mannequins was “weird at first” but later decided that they were “not all that different from live actors.”

[clockybroad]

Yoo I love the Fuccons! I’ve seen the whole thing, including the original shorts from Vermillion Pleasure Night before they spun it off. Which btw is the same show to give us gems like this:

[lierabee]

awawa

[itsmissing]

im going insane

[landmineblogging]

reblog to thank prev for being here

[dogpuppy]

[ivy-michaels]

I should be given a weekly stipend of $4000 and an unlimited supply of stimulants and hallucinogens