[sifu-kisu]

[biggyman]

Hooooooo my fucking god

[theweirdwideweb]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[pokemon]

Here's a dancing Totodile to brighten your day ☀️

[podcastwizard]

recently rediscovered a zest for life and it has me thinking the most asinine thoughts. i used to stare at the ceiling agonizing over my insignificance in the universe and now i’m like “the creamer looks so pretty going into the coffee.” “isn’t it amazing i can listen to all the music ever made anywhere i want at any time.” pathetic.

[5weekdays]

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

[5weekdays]

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

[5weekdays]

who was that.

[5weekdays]

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance

[exeggcute]

the sunk cost fallacy has been my favorite fallacy for as long as I can remember. so at this point it's probably too late to pick a different one

[normalwomansstuff-deactivated20]

HOT AUTISTIC ADULTS IN YOUR AREA ARE UNSURE IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO THEM...CLICK HERE TO ESTABLISH CLEAR INTENT

[jennydolfen]

Stormblessed. Happy first anniversary to me for falling head over heels in love with these books!

Detail shots: an assortment of shirts and no shirts. 😅

Etsy Procreate brushes Patreon Tip jar Prints

[aidashakur]

[m-dreamer-is-trans-inclusive]

[justnoodlefishthings]

"Coca-Cola made an AI ad!"

"McDonald's releases AI Christmas commercial!!"

Don't care didn't ask plus here's a beautifully animated ad for a French supermarket that was made by actual artists

[salix03]

this kingdom is going to shit man

[fjordojustice]

An honorable mention that lives forever in my heart

[edgar-allan-possum]

I can't believe it's this late on Thanksgiving and I haven't seen Peter Parker had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.

[edgar-allan-possum]

Gotta do everything myself around here.

[teaboot]

Ollie just leapt off of the back of a chair onto my kitchen table to land on the tablecloth and do a cinematically perfect Akira slide across the surface and into my bowl of soup

[teaboot]

Like this

[spacemancharisma]

haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season

[spacemancharisma]

it’s october 1st so he’s making the rounds again ✨

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

this man is the one true ally

[americann-idiot]

SIXTY FIVE THIRTY FIVE IM DYING

[nevereacheaven]

CC:

Brother: What does the order mean?

Person filming: They/she?

Brother (increasingly frantic): Yeah but I’m, I don’t wanna fuck it up. Is it— what does that mean you said she/they and then you said “oh wait no use they/she,” which one do I use?

Person filming: They- they more than she.

Brother: Oh god

[laughter from the person filming]

Brother: Okay, like, how- how much more though? Is it like if- do I- am I being an asshole if I say, like, they maybe like 4 times and she 2 times?

[more laughter]

Brother continued: Or is it like, 60-40? 65-35?

[berkelbites]

[nathanbates]