robot hamster

Sleep-deprived Strayan semi-anon! In need of a dose of fluffy? Click here!

[dexterdaybreaker]

Sorry that I saw a sapphic ship and went crazy, it will happen again

[euclyptodis]

My new year resolution is to have 36 - 48 hours per day

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring

[solitairians]

many small purchases add up to a large amount of money

[paranormal-taters]

hang on i need to review my entire post history from all time and make sure i haven't said anything embarrassing

[paranormal-taters]

awful news guys

[userfish]

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

[no-sleep-for-the-dreamer]

i am forcibly removed from the zoo

[freakoutgirl]

one of my fears is that i'll be 7 hours down my dash reblogging things not knowing that, like, the end of the world is happening. everyone is posting shit like FUCK THE MARTIANS HAVE TOUCHED DOWN IN LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA meanwhile i'm like here's a picture of snoopy :-)

[ormundshightower]

Wicked: For Good (2025) — dir. Jon M. Chu

[spooky-cowfish]

A recreation of what I saw when I was passing my boss's desk

[blackgirlmagicx]

[asoniccatapult]

do they expect me to stop him somehow?

[totalspiffage]

what this fandom needs

more f/f

[totalspiffage]

What fandom, you ask? All of them. There’s not enough in any fandom.

[kaiokentimesten]

HAPPY YEAR OF SLOP EVERYONE

[kinkshame-puncher-666]

Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

[tahthetrickster]

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

[tahthetrickster]

i have to do EVERYTHING around here

[segamascott]

Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr

this is my house?

[devpalmer]

military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

[devpalmer]

whale fall side of tumblr you understand me

[papayajuan2019]

sometimes 30 minutes ago is actually 2 hours ago