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Likes tech, hentai, pr0n, computers, and Top Gear. And I love boobs. See the difference between like and love... Ye I also repair computer and do tech suppor via teamviewer

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What happens when marriage evolves into suffering?

Could it be that my pr0n addiction comes from my need to escape the reality of marriage? Today I got angry at my wife in the doctor's office. Since I wake up arou s 4:30am to make her daily treatment juice (from monday to saturday, if not too tired even Sundays, I may skip Saturdays), we started a daily walk on weekdays to shape up and reduce fatness. I was feeling sleepy at the consultation and eventually fell asleep. She woke me up several times because I was snoring, but what can I do if I felt tired? I tried to stay awake but I WAS TIRES DAMMIT, I told her earlier if I could go home a bit but she told me she needed moral support, I agreed to stay because of that. What pissed me off is that she didn't give a single fuck that I felt tired and I could fall asleep, she just got mad at me because of that. Lately I have been putting on with a lot of her stuff, in the end I always tell her that I love her and everything is fine, but sometimes I just wonder, for how long...

[just-shower-thoughts]

A ghost could be humping you right now

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Damm you ghosts, just when I'm about to sleep...

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If women had pouches like kangaroos, do you think they would use them as handbags?

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It's 1:19am, and this got me thinking

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What if when we die the light at the end of the tunnel is just us being pushed out of another vagina.

[tumblrdoog]

Now, that' s a hell of a theory...

It could be...

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[vermillionkill-deactivated20230]

worth a shot huh

[terminalmack-blog]

This is fucking crazy… so I’m a Marine right and I thiught, fuck it, my Mom’s birthday is coming up and I want to go home for that but I didn’t think my leave request would be approved. GUESS WHO’S GONNA SURPRISE THEIR MOM BY FLYING HOME.

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I wish to be a better, more athletic, slim, more passionate, loving, understading husband…

[best-of-memes]

Crashing Waves on Lake Erie Look Like Liquid Mountains

Photograph by Dave Sandford

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Except the last one, looks like a fucking skeleton, #NOPE #gettingfuckout

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I wad on the bank today. Catched a glimpse of a nice breast nursing. Not to sexualize the nursing but... Those were some fine breast indeed.

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To all the followers

Thank you for following. Damm, didn't knew that I was getting as many as you guys. Thank you for the attention, and well... Thank you :)

[theverynearfuture]

The Entrepreneur

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Now I know

[did-you-know]

According to UNICEF, 663 million people worldwide do not have access to clean drinking water. The book’s technology can successfully turn even diluted sewage into filtered water that’s comparable to the tap water in America.

How it works: Tear out a page, slide it into the filter box, pour in the contaminated water, and what comes out is safe to drink.

One book can provide someone with clean water for up to four years.

Each book costs pennies to produce, but funding is desperately needed to help bring it to the market.

Source

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Last one is tricky, if only the toilet was blue?

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What is something someone said that forever changed your way of thinking?

[best-of-memes]

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Wish I had teachers likes that

[bodiesyum]

titty fucking

[tumblrdoog]

That's the look you got to have when you enjoy having a nice cook rubbing your tits.

#Learnitgirl

[just-shower-thoughts]

April Fool’s Day is the only day of the year when people critically evaluate news articles before accepting them as true.

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And sadly, is my birthday...

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo by h0land)

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Proven wrong

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Things that make go "hummmm?"