Boo..

I reblog things that make me laugh. Yep.

[amateur]

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/992478669435060224?s=19

[steampunktallulah]

Love smash mouth

[ryonceagsalud]

What’s going on this year

[ruinedchildhood]

What is happening? 😂

[victorious]

[funnyjoke]

Funny Memes. Updated Daily! ⇢ FunnyJoke.tumblr.com 😀

[gringoslur]

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

[gringoslur]

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

[gringoslur]

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

[langsandculture]

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

[teamrv]

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

[gringoslur]

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

[ugly]

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

[mjalti]

me: *crying in a fetal position in the bathtub*

the water: what’s up sis

me: there is no guarantee of anything, of any fulfillment we are at the absolute mercy of the projections our brain chemicals impose upon us–

water: I’m just ….gonna go back to being liquid ttyl

[dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072]

*hits the bong* ya know……i used to be a smart kid . i was so f ucking smart man. i can’t even read anymore dude

[tinybed]

I can’t read this post i’m too fuckin stoned

[tinybed]

[phoneticmeow]

I love when my boyfriend showers at my house cause I get to lean against the door and hear him quietly scream

[phoneticmeow]

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES A METAL VOCALIST HE PRACTICES IN THW SHOWER I DO NOT TORTURE MY BOYFRIEND

[pimpingyogranny]

[unclefather]

Pornhub comments

[lambo-san]

cold bloo that’s fuckin COLD

[inkskinned]

whenever i eat mushrooms i think about how one day mushrooms are gonna eat me… i make sure to chew really gently so they’ll return the favor 2 my corpse

[sapphicdogmeat-blog]

Hey op

[inkskinned]

me, through a mouthful of gently-chewed mushrooms: yeah?

[davidsaracino]

The Interview

[meanplastic]

[pazdelahuertafanclub2005-deacti]

love is a fucking scam. eat a mango bitch

[pazdelahuertafanclub2005-deacti]

post cancelled. love is real. eat a mango with someone you love

[localstarboy]

Police raid a weed growing operation watch his escape move!🤣

[wolfensteintwo-remade-blog]

[j8bit-forager]

WTF

[taquitopancakes]

All the cops critical failed their perception checks.

[thebitchwhostolechristmas]

[jerryswag]

[ravingsrandom]

This meme transcends language

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[kedamonokult-deactivated2023030]

You forgot the best one yet