Sorry 'bout it.

Yes, I'm awkward. Yes, I'm perfectly okay with it.

[themightyflyingpig]

[dafuqbruv]

[vanwizard]

me as a detective walking up to look at a dead body: ok first of all, big mood,

[shikuuz-deactivated20200407]

he angery

[anotherdragonsfan]

[doxxthesetits]

How could u guys forget….

[marvelsmostwanted]

I’m dead serious when I say that this is how all major news networks should treat Trump and his bullshit announcements. If he refuses to act like a serious president, then don’t treat him like one. There is no national emergency. It sets a dangerous precedent to declare one just because he can. Report that he did it, explain why, and move on. Stop dedicating hours of airtime to his racism and lies.

[animalsnaps]

Animal snaps

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

reblog this post if you:

have acne

are currently running on minimal sleep

never brush your hair

Are actually a long-forgotten eldrich cryptid with a cry like death that makes the blood of men run cold in their veins, turns their hearts to stone and their minds to so much dust. Those who come to learn your name learn with it a fear they never knew they could possess. The blind see your horror. The deaf hear your cruel laughter. The ones with no feeling feel your icy talons tracing their spine. The dead tremble and roll in their graves, ever so thankful for the mercy of not having to experience the fear that is you. Soon you will return to this world, and the world will fall to chaos. As fire envelops the world, as all life perishes at your whim, you smile. For humanity should never have forsaken you.

spend too much time on tumblr

no one will know which one it is!

[thingsorganizedneatly]

A few of the incredible collections at the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History. 

See also: The Feather Lady

[scientificphilosopher]

A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem

[x]

[gazoinks-deactivated20170705]

Philosophy: Solved

[nottmythical]

I’ve never laughed so hard 

[10memes]

[posts-that-only-suck-a-little]

no fucks given that day

[melonmemes]

[meatonabeach]

[sunshine-snowflake]

[ofmiceandcheeze]

[hesonfire]

Me

[debravata]

Gillette: Men can be better.

Men:

[just-shower-thoughts]

Shaggy saying “do it for the Scooby snack” is like him saying “risk it, for the biscuit”.

[meanplastic]

Girls in the bathroom at the bar:

[lowbrasschikah]

I’m the girl giving the pep talk