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It’s been a long time
Chardonnay here. I”m realatively drunk at this point and figured it would be a good time to post to this blog. I don’t get drunk often, but when I do it’s because work was horible and aI need six apple ales to get me through the night.
How are you all doing?
Chardonnay here!
I am not going to lie to you all, I have missed this blog a lot but was away for lots and lots of reasons.
I won't list all of them, but the biggest one is that I haven't been doing much drinking over the past year (I'm 22 now, can you believe this shit?) since I realised that having a stable job was important.
However, I do want to bring this blog back to life. I just don't know how to go about this.
Thoughts?
Sorry about the lack of posts lately!
I've had to be a responsible adult and shit and therefore haven't been able to get drunk much, and when I do I forget that I run a blog for this!!
However, I am officially 21 and able to procure boozie stuff without needing to go through a 3rd party soooo hopefully I'll be able to post more often.
I am gandering away from here!
Moonshine
Sweeney Todd, our new celebrity.
Moonshine
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Shaver Guy of Fleet Street
Spirit
Iron Man gives me an iron wiener.
Moonshine
"Can you imagine giving Alan Rickman a blowjob?" "There will be no foolish wand waving or silly incantations in this bed."
Moonshine and Firewhiskey
"Apple-flavored butt holes, where are you finding those?" "In my cup."
Moonshine and Chardonnay
"I'm like eight drinks behind right now, but I just deep-throated a bottled twice so I think I'm good now."
Moonshine
"Can we make a drinking game out of Brokeback Mountain?" "Do you have Brokeback Mountain?" "Of course I do. What kind of gay do you take me for?"
Firewhiskey and Moonshine
"I feel like we're on some sort of talk show." "Yeah, Two Lesbians and a Gay."
Firewhiskey and Chardonnay
"There's room for two? How many things can you fit in a vagina?!"
Firewhiskey
"I'm sorry for being such a lesbian. We're all just over here like....plfffffqq. And you're like, how do you lesbian?"
Chardonnay
"A dick punch in the butthole!"
Chardonnay
"That's what's great about being a woman. No matter how big your boner is, no one can see it."
Moonshine
"We should have an orgy sometime."
Moonshine