[mxnrique]

[tarynel]

What the fuck is this

[n0kiv]

I watched this without sound and just… Yeah… No

[melbrooks]

[nunyabizni]

I just died, this killed me

[thesylverlining]

oh lord I CAN NEVER FIND THSI WHEN I WANT IT and here it is like a gift

[dankmemeuniversity]

[warmheartworm]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

me before showering: i don’t want to shower

me once in the shower: i live here now

[gahdamnpunk]

Men really think that women’s liberation is about whether or not we let them view our bodies lmao

[everythingfox]

Owner asks dogs to hide because customer is scared of dogs

(via)

[breezydreamydreamer]

Translation

[Three dogs are sleeping on a welcome mat of a shop of some kind. A cat is nestled in between them.]

Owner: Customers are coming. They’re scared of dogs. Hurry up. Customers are coming.

[Dogs slowly get up and walk off to the back in single file. Cat remains on the front step. Just before the last dog enters the back room, the owner calls out again.]

Owner: Teng (Dog’s name), go get Xiao Bao (Cat’s name) too. Go fetch Xiao Bao

[Dog turns back to the entrance and gently drags the clearly reluctant cat back inside. The owner speaks softly as the dog approaches the camera]

Owner (softly): All right, put (the cat) down.

[The owner gives what looks like dried jerky to the dog]

Owner: Let Xiao Bao eat some. Let Xiao Bao eat some.

[The dog takes the jerky and lowers his head so that the cat can nibble on the other end]

[amoisthobo]

This is literally the best video I’ve seen in my entire life

[justcatposts]

This little cutie climbed up on me while I applied to adopt her 

(Source)

[gooberjam]

[pettycentral]

[neontacos]

[mythoflight]

[ruinedchildhood]

Cake: The Movie (2020) dir. David Lynch & David Cronenberg

[livewhileyouryoung96-deactivate]

[bisexualwario]

I have no clue why this is so god damn funny but i cannot stop fucking watching it

[shookie-cookie]

This is BONECHILLING

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’m in TEARS this is SO FUNNY LJDHFSDHFLSJDHFSDLJ

[themusician00]

[luxgalador]

[cowboysuggest]

find a new niche of youtube videos and maybe youll feel better

[angelbabyspice]