I’m Snooty You’re Snotty

21, inept, and I like salads.

[franzkavkas]

I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health

[a-suffusion-of-yellow-deactivat]

it's because he didn't use washi tape

[tranquildeath]

born to always mourn the present like it’s already become a memory

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

Turning the brightness all the way down on my phone so the businesswomen on my 7am train can't see me suck shit at sudoku

[radiofreederry]

[jointsmoker]

idk what it is about kids these days that makes them so funny but in any case my friend just told us about how her younger sister babysits for a 7 and 9 yr old and one day they said they wanted to play “bus drivers” and they made wheels and everything but then the game was just being bus drivers at a union meeting discussing their problems

[sweeetcarolime]

[calvinandhobbes]

your girlfriend told me that she thinks my takes are way more nuanced than yours. yeah she thinks you can’t get past surface level interpretations and she’s leaving you for my analysis. sorry

[thotsfortherapy]

it’s not “am I good enough to do it?”, it’s “do I like it enough to be bad at it?”

[paranetics]

sorry this is by and far the funniest way to announce you’ve lost a leopard

[thestuffedalligator]

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

For the record Nova is a clouded leopard, not an African one. They weigh about 30 pounds and are not very aggressive or considered a serious danger to humans. Probably best known by this meme:

Someone cut a hole in her enclosure (or at least that’s what it looks like) and they found her about seven hours later in the nearby trees, safe and sound.

[guerrillatech]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

Holy shit that's so cool

[knightofleo]

[beckiboos]

Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience

[thegenderal]

I love the phrase gross misconduct. babygirl your behavior is yuckydisgusting

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

i'm here to let you know your sentence long post did not account for every single human experience. please delete it immediately and apologize with tears

[wulfhalls]

me contemplating the human condition

[spnblog69]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[animentality]

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

hi manager. please disregard my habit of getting extremely sick out of nowhere. i am known for this worldwide as yet another of my lovable and awesome employable traits. my special ability is to get sosick

[ohyeah]

Reblog this to prove your blog was made before the February 2022 tumblr resurgence

[dectech]

i am terrified about what apollo may do with this post