Not Today Satan

Harriet, 22, English. Stretcher 32mm, 13 piercings and 17 tattoos. Cats, tattoos and just funny stuff. Drag queens 💙

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Why are his feet so small

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Background: Lau (Xarah Xavier) and Dominic (Joseph Gilgun) The Infiltrator (2016)

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A very happy birthday to Adore Delano who is 27 today! We love you so much and want nothing but the best for you. I already gave you a birthday gift but am going to give you another one when I see you again (which will be my birthday).

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fitness

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4 word horror story

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

[imhangingwhataboutyou]

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

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can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

[pajamazam]

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

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this dick

[mitochondrionion]

It’s not even 4 words???

[turd-bur9lar]

This dude went 15 words over

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[orangejulii]

In honor of tonight’s debate I give you Joe Gilgun making all the same faces I’m making currently.

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[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[one-time-i-dreamt]

this just might be my favorite tweet ever

[elderitchblaest]

Everybody put you name(s) for Trump in the tags

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[jimmypopisgod]

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8-year-old girl bravely saved her mother’s life

A’nasia Clayton is a hero, not only for her mother, but for all of us. She is the one we need to look up to. A few weeks ago she and her mother  were at home in Maryland  and suddenly Janee [mother] began to experience stroke symptoms.

A’nasia reacted quickly. She said she had recently come across the word “stroke” and realized that’s what her mother is experiencing right now. She called 911 and asked for help. 

Charles County plans to award A'nasia for her heroism. She says she was just doing her job.

So fast, so brave. She never hesitated and saved her mother’s life. We are so proud!

This is pure #BlackGirlMagic

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[turd-bur9lar]

Does anyone remember the girl who found he mum having something like a stroke and before she rang 911 she slapped her wit a slice of pizza first to make sure?

[pool-dead]

If you were a Disney Princess, who would you be?

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This is never going to be not hilarious.

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Someone left their dogs outside the cafe

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pug date

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Preacher