M.C

Now son, I'm only telling you this because life can do terrible things.

[horsegirl]

there needs to be a i hate your stupid review you know nothing take this down now button on letterboxd 

[marisatomay]

Many 9-1-1 fans are so funny to me like you’re fans of a soap opera and yet you’re allergic to froth to suds to spillage like relax it’s not real let them be messy it builds character

[marisatomay]

Well I think they should cheat with each other because it’s not real and I like mess

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

My favorite era of the Teen Titans was when Wally, Roy, Donna, Lilith and Mal all took a vow to never use their powers again, stop being heroes and just be normal kids.

Only problem, they had no clue what normal kids did so they wore matching jumpsuits, became astronauts, and fought crime (but without their powers or weapons so that made it okay and normal). Lilith was allowed to use her powers for reasons but god forbid Roy pick up his bow when fighting gangs and aliens. No, no, he had to fight gangs and aliens with his fists like a normal kid. They also coached a little league baseball team and hung out with a robot named Angel. Also they were all homeless at this point and were living together in bunkers at NASA.

Robin and Aqualad had left the team way before this and they came back and tried to stage an intervention because they were so confused about what the fuck the Titans were doing.

[116t98]

I was challenged to transcribe the panels on the left into modern slang

[dankmemeuniversity]

[killowave]

[supremeshogunrj]

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

[halfblood-demigods]

I’m

[leafcrunch]

i am not taking questions at this time

[melonmemes]

[the-malevolent-platypus]

[the-malevolent-platypus]

[juhaku-inspired]

I took a test on like where you are on the ‘nonverbal intimacy scale’ and the average female score is 102 and male is 93.8 and I got 56 lolololol

here it is if ya want (reblog/reply w/ what you get!!)

[alfuncoots]

asoue netflix may have added plotholes, and answered mysteries nobody was asking for, but it answered the question on all our minds; What happened to Phil?

buddy! the books answered that question too; phil is the chef on the queeqeg in both netflix and original series

[turnaboutthumbs-blog]

I think he meant what happened to Phil after TGG because he was never mentioned again. Now we now he's wherever the Snow Scouts went.

[dazaosa]

You ready to write the wrong dates on everything for the first few weeks of the year?

I don’t know the last time i wrote dates on anything

[annusunus-deactivated20240713]

TV Shows either die without closure or live long enough to distort their characters into ooc messes.

[anna-milton]

Half of the asoue s1&2 cast really said FUCK your third season we’re not doing that

[turnaboutthumbs-blog]

Jacqueline not being in the season: I sleep.

Larry dying to curry: I sleep.

The Circus Freaks being killed offscreen: REAL SHIT.

[fierce-tabor]

netflix: constantly presents every single character as either good or bad, either heroic or villainous

s3 netflix: hey so apparently there are no noble people in the world, everybody is a chefs salad even though we have gone out of our way to present a consistently black-and-white sense of morality 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️