oh my glob

Sidney. Constantly caffeinated college student. Beware.

[cressiem]

Festo is the best character I’m pretty sure

[romansroys]

brad is one of the five men in this world that i trust 

[myjetpack]

A cartoon I drew in about 2003. 

p.s. stay safe, and if you’re ordering lockdown reading, consider ordering it from your local comic shop or bookshop if you can.

p.p.s. I have a new book out soon: https://www.tomgauld.com/comic-books-v2

[professional-dog-hugger]

callout posts in 2014: this user is sending mean messages to people! please be warned!

callout posts in 2015: this user is stealing bones from cemeteries for witch rituals!

callout posts in 2016: this user Actually A Nazi

callout posts in 2017: this user watches an anime I don’t like

callout posts in 2018: i went through this user’s youtube like history and found a video from JonTron that they liked in 2012, proving that they’re a bad person

callout posts in 2019: this user plays E-Rated Video Games, which are meant for children, which seems pretty sus to me idk :/

callout posts in 2020: this user stole 5 gallons of purified water from the New DC Resistance Camp and was last seen headed towards Sunken Brooklyn

[ave-aria]

what I REALLY don’t like is this post was made in 2017

[what-even-is-thiss]

Say what now

[threecheersforemocore]

op is a fucking prophet i guess

[desertpups]

Millennials living through their 2nd "once in a generation" economic collapse

[dankmemeuniversity]

[jackiedaytona]

shane "eat the rich" madej

[silverhawk]

just feel like one of those club penguin fish rn

[shirleyjacksons]

i know this will make me sound old and boring but once i’m home for the night i’m home. i don’t like upsetting my plans even when i don’t have any. yes it’s only 8pm but i spent the whole evening believing i’m not going anywhere, i cannot perceive or be perceived right now, try again later

[valtsv]

me consuming fictional work after fictional work to distract myself from the fact that i exist: i can have little a escapism. as a treat.

[this-onegoes]

- Blythe Baird

[aw-hawkeye-no]

Me, chewing on my Bad Decisions™ Bagel in the corner:

The Universe: What’s that in your mouth?

Me, chewing faster:

The Universe: I said, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH

[logarto]

the worst thing in the world is when you say somethign as a joke and everyones like. “hey. thats not normal. are you ok?”  please stop psychoanalysing me im clown i dont have emotions 

[mbrainspaz]

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. 

[anxietyproblem]

[feralfrenzy]

im making a zine w/ rats so here’s some of those 

[henryclervals]

muppet christmas carol is a cornerstone of christmas. dickens was a fool to think he could novelise it.

[leorioismydad-deactivated201809]

at my funeral: *everyone is sitting in their seats when all of a sudden “i like to move it” by king julian blasts through the speakers and all of a sudden my lifeless corpse is dropped down by strings like a puppet and it just starts dancing*

[leorioismydad-deactivated201809]

everyone in these notes saying the songs not by king julian can die with me too