Appel Du Vide

Do you feel it? It calls to us.

[turrithugger]

Are you aware that you were driving erotically?

[turrithugger]

Sorry for not posting much, I was distracted watching you poop.

[funnytwittertweets]

[turrithugger]

What, you don’t drink water straight from the lake? What do you drink it from, your wife’s pussy?

[hmmm-official]

hmmm

[randomitemdrop]

Item: double-ended flask so you and your homie can share a beverage

[weirdness-is-good]

What if one dude is spitting the liquid in and the other is sucking it out.

[turrithugger]

What if it’s piss?

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

[evilscum-deactivated20160223]

why would i do that lmao

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

[turrithugger]

It cleans the inch thick plaque of dried cum out of them.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Once cows figure it out, they’ll be sucking the fuck out of human titties.

[turrithugger]

And I’ll be right there with them! Have to get my cheese from somewhere.

[nflstreet]

What did they mean by this

[turrithugger]

#cytoftb

[turrithugger]

Now for just five dollars you can fondle my hemorrhoid.

[godsarecrazy]

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

[tigerator]

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website

[solardrake]

[solardrake]

this is about snow totals not cock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yeahiwasintheshit]

Either way somethings getting plowed

[turrithugger]

Look up the first google image result for “headcrab butt shake”

[turrithugger]

Google Image Result for https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/a3Mwb91/aBoLa4nP_700w_0.jpg

Here is the image I am talking about in case you can’t find it.

[turrithugger]

[tiktokstowatch]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[trashboat]

[turrithugger]

Shot glasses for milk.

[pukicho]

You really are the cum of the earth

[turrithugger]

Look up the first google image result for “headcrab butt shake”

[scoobydoomistakes]

[turrithugger]

Me when I masturbate in public.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Need a baddie who will inject dmt in my buttcheek while we watch 240p deadliest warrior clips and shoot fireworks at eachother indoors

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Need that police standoff pussy

[turrithugger]

Why would you want a vagina to shoot an unarmed black man?