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Bigender🌻bisexual 🌻fifteen🌻He/Him🌻Cate Blanchett 🌻

[weiszrchel]

Lightening strikes, maybe once, maybe twice. 

[blaekswan-deactivated20210428]

MA’AM???? EXCUSE ME MA’AM

[imawitchywitch]

Me as a parent: If you want to cast curses and summon demons with your friends, I’d prefer if you did it at home where I know you’re safe.

[a-winchester-scorned]

Am I doing this right

[bella-donna-energy]

Florence + The Machine

I’m going to petition until the day I die for Florence Welch to be on AHS. They had Lady Gaga as a vampire AND the first Supreme. They’ve got Stevie Nicks owning her label as the White Witch. Adding Florence would complete the trinity.

Not to mention her music would literally be perfect for a season theme.

[lena-zorel]

You know what i deserve? Lesbian movies where zero men are involved

[tapatiopapi]

When another gay is hired at your job

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

When you’re the new gay who just got hired

[dragonite-master]

When the new gay get fired for not doing thier job

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

When the new gay shows up after getting his job back for blowing the manager

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

When the district manager fires both of you, and the manager, for starting drama in addition to having inappropriate sexual relationships with management.

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Rose:.... Big boobs, eyes like bambi.

Rose mentally: dear lord, im gay.

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Rose: You know, you have such a wonderful-

Daphne: Don't start with my neck again.

Rose: Pair of eyes. I was going to say your eyes, but your neck is still quite nice.

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Daphne: *moaning over the Toussaint*

Rose, thinking: I could make you do that.

Daphne: What?!

Rose: Oh, did I say that aloud?

[incorrectoceanseightquotes]

Lou; “I want you to take me to art museums and make out with me.”  

Debbie; “But they said not to touch the masterpieces.”

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

“I walked on, softly, through the pale-pink morning light.”

— Mary Oliver, from New and Selected Poems (Volume II); “Bone,”

[turtlebackblanchett]

Why does it sound like a Lana Del Rey song?😂😂

[whatmakesyoulove]

Cate Blanchett Filmography: 1994+ [1]

Cate is incredibly intuitive, highly intelligent, physically free and playful, nothing that like all the actors in the Sidney troupe, Blanchett is classically trained. She has good theatrical sense, and she keeps her feet on the ground. And, of course, she’s just gorgeous. - Hugo Weaving

[eternalanimation]

When you’re a ghost and the new owners put ugly decorations in the house 

[dream-girls-evil]

I love hijacking posts for this fandom

[flawless-angell-deactivated2026]

I love people with attractive personalities

[turtlebackblanchett]

[d-white211]

[textsfromoceans8]