slowly trying to make life worth living.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo by TechnicallyRon)

[turtleiplier]

this is actually me omg

[fallouthijo-blog]

When someone asked him to pose for a screenshot

[becauseofdanielhowell]

😱 we must have the same to box as I have that remote

[turtleiplier]

me gots it too!!!!!

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

[heartless]

Trippiest episode of sponge bob

[raisedbyqueens-deactivated20200]

i remember feeling physically sick from watching this episode

[turtleiplier]

is it sad that if me or anyone else is like just stop thinking i immediately think of squidward in that white space with the coloured panels?!!! i don’t get why i do it because then i’m clearly thinking of something and i need to just stop

[iwishihadafather]

yea im a girl

yea i play video games

HAHAAHHA JK

[threeswordbitch]

yea im a dude

of course i play fucking video games

HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman

[lonesome-billy]

yea im a girl

yea i play video games

HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG

[amazing-eggs-deactivated2014110]

indeed i am a boy

indeed i play video games

HAHAHAHA JK IM A SWORDFISH

[peanutbummer]

Yeah I’m an trans*guy

yeah I play video games

jk I’m actually a dad

[wyllie-coyote]

IT GOT BETTER

[lemonofthenorth]

JFC THIS IS EVERYTHING

[unclear-clarity]

I STARTED HYPERVENTILATING AT OLD GREG XD

[thotticusss-deactivated20200316]

im old greggg

[turtleiplier]

i am a sword fish ahahahaha it got me right in the fucking soul!!!!!!!!! who even is a fucking sword fish?!!!

[wiishu]

The east coast in the USA has been dunked on by snow, any tips for those snowed in and unable to leave their houses?

Cuddle up with a hot cup of tea and play games!! (Additionally: play rock, paper, scissors about who goes out to get more snacks)

[cutiecalledsam-deactivated20160]

could not stop laughing at todays mario maker episode so i made this

[vinylmationnecklaces]

[tropiuz-deactivated20200618]

I FUCKING HATE THUIS WEBSITE DELETE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

Didn’t even unmute and I died

[ten9fourteen]

Omg fuck y'all

[frostychica]

Me (while watching it): I swear to god if this is what I fucking think it is…

Me (when the part happens): FUCK

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omg i had a fucking heart attack omfg what?!!!!! agyadgoisehfwbaedhipwaehfbwedjbweiofhpsa;jfowjebrfsaoijpfirhegioqnfwd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[poetmaybe]

shoutout to twenty one pilots for finding a way to make “we’re broken people” a gleeful rallying cry instead of a crushing weight

[dragonbonez]

This is just… really awesome

[boys-and-suicide-deactivated201]

REBLOG IF YOU'RE THE FAMILY DISAPPOINTMENT.

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Actual conversation me and my uncle just had on facebook OMG WTF?!! He's red His friend is blue And I'm purple

[just-shower-thoughts]

The tenth Fast and Furious movie should be called Fast 10: Your Seatbelts

[10938488482]

[superficialwitch-deactivated201]

this is sisterhood

[antiandrogen]

Oh my god?

[cute-overload]

Baby tortoises having a bath source: http://imgur.com/r/aww/QanbQl8

[turtleiplier]

i have never hit the reblog button so fast omfg why arent there more turtles on my blog?!!!!

[turtleiplier]

Wanna be nosy. . . here's your chance.

0: Height

1: Virgin?

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What your last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

[funny-gif-1]

[mrfalling12345]

OMG WHAT DID I DO!?

For mobile just hold the reblog button

[iguessthisismyweedblog-blog]

I LEARNED A THING

[casual-randoms]

EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW THIS OMFG

[turtleiplier]

you don’t even need to press z wtf

[flowercakeuniverse]

🍃 Drake’s house : 0792-7742-697 🍃

[turtleiplier]

actual house goals