can i get a kids menu and a margarita please

liam / 24 / any prns https://rentry.co/goatlinks

[chestnutroan]

And the alt version :p

[chestnutroan]

Now available as a print!

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

nobody:

half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*

[thejoanglebook-deactivated20210]

OP is an optimist

[assorted-aesthetics]

thus always to tyrants is crazy btw. there's a wind alive in the valley. through the deep dark valley preceding album. four winds ep's the next body of work. it will fill your lungs if you'll have it.

[shutinthenutouse]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Don't worry the audience extrapolated it back out. You zip the file and communicate it, they unzip it.

[stitchlingbelle]

This is the best explanation of the reader's contribution to art I've ever heard.

[jacksally]

THE RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES 4.08 — On Your Belly You Shall Go

[baptizedinbloodd]

this is so unserious

[iam-quantumphysics]

😐

[elexecution]

if i was born 500 years ago i would have been speculating that the two dudes who went to get firewood together were fucking

[neaborealis]

chat, how long do y’all think 500 years is. Romeo and Juliet was written in the 1500s. 500 years is not the Stone Age.

[elexecution]

why do u think people stopped collecting firewood after caveman times

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Many such cases

[lactating]

if i was a white woman who lived in a big single family house that i owned id love to get really paranoid and drop wine glasses at the slightest noise, and pick up a kitchen knife all shaky while my home security i pay $125 a month for goes off because my shit ass kid forget to enter the passcode for the THIRD time this month TANNER!!!! youre making mommys nerves shot to hell! And then i drink my third glass of white wine

[lactating]

id also love to make tanner sweep up the broken glass and then when he misses huge chunks under the toekick id step on them and have a huge screaming meltdown and then my husband shows up and touches my foot but not with the tenderness that made me fall in love with him i feel his callouses and its not charming its horrible god its horrible and i silently sob for the rest of the night

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[panelshowsource]

daisy: 🤨 harriet: 😗

[delicateboyz]

[raccoonmilf]

When I was in grade school I used to send emails to biologists and zoologists asking them questions to get answers to include in school projects I was working on, and would cry when they did not respond because I thought I was stupid for thinking that some random kid would ever be deserving of a response from someone who does something as smart and cool and important as *checks notes* studies frog fungus.

Now, at 29, I’m lowkey having a panic attack because my academic email is filled with middle schoolers wanting me to answer their questions about pygmy raccoons and I keep putting off answering them because I’m so overwhelmed with all the other raccoon stuff I have to do.

Anyway, greatest apologies to any scientist I ever emailed as a child and also an adult.

[raccoonmilf]

I know your research is really important and I appreciate all you are doing but this is so fucking funny

[francescas-land-of-weirdness]

Very small study doodle (aka what happens .5 seconds after I set to study for a university exam💀)

Brainrot is real

[mothcub]

Yaoi doesn't interest me. I only wish to watch two haunted dolls glare at each other.

[goat-boots]

I copy pasted parts of this but I do hand letter everything, because while I'm trying to work easier as I'm chronically ill, I am still chronically stupid

[biblicalvampireemmy]

427

my narrator design looks bad here so i decided to add some sketches of him to do him justice

old ass fag

outfit inspired my jenn's narrator looking ass persona /lh