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one thing mash really did nail is the complete chaos of the male living space. i walked into my friend’s college apartment once and two of his roommates were completely hammered and trying to figure out how long it would take them to brew their own beer while the third one was working on his golf swing in the middle of the living room while smoking a cigar. tell me that’s not an opening shot of the swamp

nezboing

octoberwitch

ravaildaverse

Freya (Rava's cat)

captain-price-returns

At least one member of the British government is doing their job.

stuckinapril

I’ve been thinking a lot ab this

stuckinapril

Very true

aberrantemotion

Always funny to me when indie devs who already sell games for dirt cheap participate in steam sales with like 90 percent off. Like. "Yeah this game is three dollars but you can have it for one right now." Like your game costs as much as a pack of m&ms and youre selling it for the cost of a pack of m&ms in the 1950s now? Okay

shetheyslain

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

isuggestrevolution

good suggestion

thememedaddy

mairlenka

Itt az ideje rendezni a magyarok érdekeit, jelölném Rolkát köztàrsasàgi elnöknek:

Pro:

- nem plagizál,

- nincsenek pedofil barátai,

- a kedvenc csirkés miamor konzervjét, amiért alàírt volna bàrmit, màr kivontàk a forgalomból,

- diplomáciai eseményeken reprezentàlható megjeleneséssel bír,

- a jogi szakvizsga C részét neki mondtam fel, szóval közjogi tàrgyakból elég penge, bár a szociális jog szerinte baromság.

Kontra:

- sokat alszik (lehet sulyok utàn ez nem tűnne fel),

- a sándor palotát cica barattà kéne tenni,

- nagy a cseléd igénye.

hofstatterbela

PRÉMESEN megtestesíti a nemzeti egységet

edsdame

engem megvett

flegmapocok

+1 szavazat röppen!

horngyulabignaturals

életemet & véremet! 🗡️

turtleofchaos

Engem is meg(e)vett

thememedaddy

strongermonster

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

strongermonster

this is what i mean

degenderates

Via @bulbaderp

itistimetodisappear

To be clear, THIS is how nights of the future should be lit

This is bat friendly street lighting, which not only looks sick as fuck but allows bats to pass through without disturbance, as they cannot see red.

orange and especially white lights deter bats and prevent them from reaching feeding grounds at nighttime. Please if you can, write to your local council and encourage red street lights!!!!