crippling insecurity

you found me?

[just-shower-thoughts]

There is a moth out in the world that is a lot more famous than you will ever be.

[lucifers-favorite-sweater]

Is it mothman? Because I’ll have you know that I AM THE MOTHMAN

[turtlesandlofi]

lamp

[silentxhearts-deactivated201402]

PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU FEEL BEING ASEXUAL IS AN ACTAUL SEXUALITY SO I CAN WRITE DOWN YOUR URL ON A PEICE OF PAPER AND SHOW IT TO MY DICKHEAD OF FRIEND

[shsl-ornithologist-deactivated2]

((The lack of notes is concerning.))

[jitterati-deactivated20190311]

[lucifers-favorite-sweater]

@turtlesandlofi

[turtlesandlofi]

Haha. no

[scoutbert]

ATTENTION

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

[marsnmango]

I want to call bullshit but I can’t take that chance 

[scoutbert]

good.

[sassywitchclub]

holy shit you’re really doing it

[asianartiste]

damn you heard the dude start reblogging

[hes-a-demon-deactivated20200821]

yes

[asknaturebaldi]

Alrighty then

[undertaleaddict-deactivated2021]

Ok then.

[naniofficial-deactivated2018121]

OoF

[ur-friendly-local-memer]

for real?

[biggest-daddiest-energy]

l

[arafagzhzjxxkd]

Do you think if enough people reblog this, it’ll break the notes? I mean, they followed me so 🤷🏽

[lucifers-favorite-sweater]

Idk bro there’s only one way to find out

[turtlesandlofi]

welp if your following feed is completely dead from now on not my problem

[just-shower-thoughts]

How wonderful our schools would be if the lottery really did fund education. (US)

[turtlesandlofi]

weLP

[i-am-a-fish]

laying in bed right now? bouta go to sleep soon? bet you won’t.

[turtlesandlofi]

what did i do to deserve being called out like this

[turtlesandlofi]

cringe

hey hey here’s another post of me ranting for some random reason that nobody will actually see.. just gonna delete everything honestly-

(lol i hate myself)

[turtlesandlofi]

important question

anyone know a good way to fall asleep? i can’t anymore

[turtlesandlofi]

why

phone: *rings*

me: *checks phone* i don't know who's calling

other person: who is it???

[turtlesandlofi]

hypocrite

me to other people: don't compare yourself to other people, you are fine

also me: wow other people got straight As??? im a failure hahah

[turtlesandlofi]

Selective Memory

Person: Wow you dislike seafood? I didn't realize that, even after living with you for almost your entire lifetime!

Same Person: Hahaha remember that one time 5 years ago when you did something stupid

[turtlesandlofi]

U liek wheat tee?

indeed i do, how did you know

[turtlesandlofi]

Turtles aer cuul

indeed they are

[turtlesandlofi]

hi, water you doing

i’m doing quite well you sea. i juicest created a tumblr without any spacific theme or anything. i sink this won’t turn out to be a very nice post and i honestsea have no clue what I’m typing but hopefully this doesn’t turn out too badly. i shell try not to die but no promises

by the way no, i’m not sorry for my terrible puns

(i probably deserve to be punched for this entire post but lol whatever)