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mysharona1987

FFS.

Kellyanne Conway didn't even care about protecting her child when she knew she'd tested positive for Covid. Lied to her about her test result, so she didn't even have the option of protecting herself from her mother's infection.

kaijuno

what song are we gonna get trending when trump dies i feel like we need to figure this out now and be ready for it

kaijuno

Actually I’ve decided it’s gonna be Party in the USA. Easily recognizable. A bop. If it’s trending people will know why without even having to listen to the song. Republicans will be mad. It’s perfect.

usatoday

A little girl thought this high school senior posing for prom pictures was a real princess.

👑 👑 👑

asdfghjklnia

This just warmed my heart

n3wfaceoffailure

chaostheparrot

You're probably sick of U.S. politics by now but listen the fuck up.

Trump passed an executive order called the "1776 Commission" which will ban schools from teaching about the slave trade. Under this order, teachers can be fined or jailed for teaching about it.

He claims it's "patriotic education" and that America was not founded on oppression but this is a fucking lie, it is a LIE. This is brainwashing, this is whitewashing, this is Nazi shit.

This. Is. Nazi shit.

There are 2 options now.

1. Congress manages to pass a bill in a 2/3 majority to override the order. I say 2/3 because we all know he's gonna veto it.

2. The Supreme Court declares the order unconstitutional. If a Supreme Court Justice is nominated before the election, this will almost certainly not happen.

Please please please I am begging you, spread awareness of this, call your senators, call your representatives, beg them to fight this, beg them to postpone a vote until after the election

@glumshoe @normal-horoscopes @halfusek @theshitpostcalligrapher @thebootydiaries I'm sorry to bother you guys but this needs to get out there, please I am begging you spread awareness of this,

Call your senators

Call your representatives

AND FUCKING

VOTE.

tockthewatchdog

“we were born wrong”

whitepeopletwitter

tell them off, ma'am

What if it bites me and it dies?

finalellipsis-deactivated201807

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

babblingfishes

What if it bites itself and I die?

william-petrisous-and-other-blo

It’s voodoo.

the-ordinary-nerd

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

tpt-moved

That’s correlation, not causation.

pizzadut

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

demonsinsuits

that’s kinky

pizzadut

oh my god

the-last-snow-elf

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

ifchocolate

vaginapowersactivate-deactivate

felixpierp

OH MY GOD, THE SECOND PHOTO.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

heritageposts

date of origin: 29th of june, 2012.

whitepeopletwitter

whatareyoureallyafraidof

ojibwa

wow i just cant take this anymore *continues to take it*

seras-sanctum-deactivated202005

Oh mood

thedaniverse

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

thedaniverse

Me: I’m a little high but –

Y'all rushing to that reblog button:

chuckyzoopa

It’s an awesome idea tho

weareoracle

Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:

lianabrooks

I said yes!

(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)

aelin-lovelace

I can 100% get behind this as a new tradition.

honeybeejohn

Ok but this is amazing becuase knives are dangerous and you can use them to hurt other people but when someone proposes with one it’s symbolic like “yes I love you and trust you so much I’m asking you a very vulnerable question with something you could hurt me with but I know you won’t”