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Hello! This is an ask blog, feel free to ask Tes, and her Squip, Seven, sho is a little spicy. M!A: None, open (pfp by Aceditz)

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Hello, as you can see, I've been very inactive and this blog has been discontinued as of now. I will no longer be making posts on this blog, but I may occasionally check it as well as other blogs I used to follow/interact with. It's been a ride, and I had so much fun. If you wanna keep following me, @im-you-but-worse is my new blog. I'll only reblog things, and post memes/jokes there. If you want to come into contact with me, do it through there. I'm so glad I got to interact with people with squip blogs, and even help write for Be Less Single, the BMC dating sim. I hope to see you all again, and I may even come to revamp this blog. But from here on out, this is the end, or at least the halt, of my journey. I'll see you all again. <3

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Comic from 1-11-2014

PATREON

[askthespicysquip]

smh this is bmc right

[thebibliosphere]

“I put my phone down and can’t find it”, a saga.

[thebibliosphere]

“Want me to call it?” “It’s on silent.”

A tragedy in three parts.

[miraniel]

“I’ll call it anyway.” *everyone stands around really quietly listening for a faint buzzing noise* A comedy.

[tygermama]

“I thought I lost my phone only to realize I was holding it in my other hand” A lesson in situational awareness

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(( okay but the thing is,,, this exact ordeal happened to me at my crush’s house ))

[silentxhearts-deactivated201402]

PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU FEEL BEING ASEXUAL IS AN ACTAUL SEXUALITY SO I CAN WRITE DOWN YOUR URL ON A PEICE OF PAPER AND SHOW IT TO MY DICKHEAD OF FRIEND

[shsl-ornithologist-deactivated2]

((The lack of notes is concerning.))

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’m bored, do you want a step by step tutorial with pictures of how to make a super simple midnight snack that’s guaranteed to kill sadness and scary feelings? I can guarantee it’ll work because my grandpa told me so when he taught me how to make this when I was five. You’re getting it. You’re getting the tutorial.

Here’s a rough representation of the ingredients. As you can see, it’s not healthy. And almost everyone I teach this to tells me it looks like it was invented in a college dorm but it wasn’t because my grandpa never finished college and he didn’t live in a dorm either so there.

First, get the biggest mug you own. I don’t care that it’s ten at night. You’re getting used, good morning mug. You’re the biggest mug I’ve got.

Then soften your ice cream a little in the microwave. Just ten to fifteen seconds. Don’t go crazy. I chose cookie dough ice cream but any flavor will work. Vanilla is tradition, but we’re flexible.

Yeah, fill up that mug.

Add peanut butter. Or almond butter. Or a snickers bar. Or a butterfinger. If you’re allergic to all nuts then add a cookie. It doesn’t have to be pretty.

Chocolate. Or another kind of syrup. Or don’t add any syrup. That’s up to you. I like Hershey’s dark chocolate.

Then add your choice of milk to it until it’s full to the tippy top. I use cows milk usually but I’ve found soymilk also tastes delicious. Eat it with an iced tea spoon if you have one.

There. The best thing my grandpa ever taught me. Well, one of the best things. I hope somebody likes it. Whipped cream is also good with it if you have some of that.

[orpheusilver]

sounds disgusting. I’m gonna make it.

[orpheusilver]

it tastes like a unicorn vomited in my mug, 10/10

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yeah that’s most people’s reaction to this. Initial disgust, curiosity, then they get hooked. It also tastes bomb when made with rocky road, by the way. Not half bad when made with soy ice cream either.

[emphoenixcat]

Considering that it’s after midnight here and there’s ice cream in the freezer, I might just try this if I don’t fall asleep in the next few minutes

[chongoblog]

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Caught in a rather good romance

[slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch-de]

It sounds like I’m playing a video game and someone is trying to sell me potions. :D

[ailurinae]

…that is exactly what it sounds like

[kieu-silly-world]

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Ouran Host Mafia.

Kiss kiss you’re in debt with the mafia.

[averageicewitch]

New Discourse

Ouran’s host club is basically a gang

[askthespicysquip]

kiss kiss fall and fucking die, bitch.

*loads gun*

[g75bxcjh]

[jam-campasta]

okie dokie here’s a viiiiddeooo about a funny joke someone’s already done before :’)

[writing-prompt-s]

The first fully functional AI takes over a human body and executes a plan that succesfully grants it world domination. In order to prevent this bad future, scientists send you, the first cyborg ever created, back in time to the beginnings of the AI. You must use your knowledge of future technologies to build a respectable position and be able to confront your would-be-conqueror on equal grounds. The name of your target goes by the name of Mark Zuckerberg. Your alias? Elon Musk.

[quizzzard-archive]

ok but deadass how do we know that prompt guy isn’t just telling the future and knows things we don’t

[writing-prompt-s]

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@askavirussquip

cough 

remind you of anything 👀

[l-ucia]

Add in your own language

[lilypxtter]

English: I love you Slovak : Milujem ťa Finnish: Panisin Slovenian: Ljubim te Danish: Jeg elsker dig Portuguese: Amo-te Tagalog: Kantotan tayo Punjabi: Panchod chup kar Somali: Dhillo iska amus Arabic: انتا حمار Spanish: quiero que te ahogues con mi pene Bangla: Tumi ekta kuthar bacha Indonesian : Aku cinta kamu Hindi: Mein ghadhe ka bacha hoon Pashto: spey pashante khkarey Urdu: Mujhay tum say mohabbat hai Tamil: Po da mairu pudungi Malayalam: Patti kazhuda de mone Kannada: Nind tale nal gobra thumbide Telugu: Nee muddilo manta petta Azeri: Seviram Sani Russian: иди на хуй (idi na houy) Bosnian: Mrš u pičku materinu Marathi: Mi tula prem karate/karato Kurdish: Ez te hezdikhem Chinese: 你是个混蛋 Greek: είσαι μαλάκας (ise malakas) German: Opfere mir dein Erstgeborenes Swedish: Ät min röv Romanian: Te iubesc Norwegian: Jeg elsker deg Polish : Kocham cię French : je veux m'étouffer sur ta bite Lithuanian: Aš myliu tave Korean: 사랑해 (sa rang hae) Hungarian: szeretlek Dutch: Blijf met je vieze tengels van mijn fiets af Italian: sei un caga coglioni Hebrew: אני אוהב אותך Estonia: Ma armastan sind Latvina: Es tevi mīlu Croatian: volim te Japanese: あなたのチンコと遊びたいです。 Latin: amo te Turkish: Seni seviyorum

[litschilicia]

the tag thing is strong with this 

[acemoppet]

IM DYING THE BENGALI ONE SAYS “YOU’RE THE CHILD OF A DOG” SO BASICALLY “YOU SON OF A BITCH”

[holyteapotofrussell-deactivated]

The italian one says “you shit balls” which means you are basically annoying as fuck

[nukefamily]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE FRENCH ONE. “I want to choke on your cock” IM DECEASED

[itsyaboiizane-deactivated201903]

THE TAGALOG ONE SAYS “LET’S FUCK” WTH??! HAHAHAHA

[lunar-affection]

THE SPANISH ONE SAYS “I want you to suffocate on my dick” SOOO

[feral-flower-child]

Ngl I wanna google translate all of these

[salmon404]

Swedish says something about my asshole I’m like 60% sure

[askthespicysquip]

OKAY BUT THE GERMAN ONE SAYS ASK ME FOR YOUR FIRSTBORN OR GIVE ME YOUR FIRSTBORN I THINK

[lesbianmisto]

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The Pitiful Children – Australian cast of Be More Chill 18/03/18 (Final Performance)

Keira Connelly: The Squip

[askthespicysquip]

I need to remember this for later-

[askthespicysquip]

also got a hamster and he’s the best thing since sliced squips bread

if you wanna see him I’ll get pics,,, just dm me because I will have no problem showing off my amazing son

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y’all

Sorry I haven’t been active, I’ve been hella depressed?

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Are squips like stAnds from jojo's bizzare adventure?

{ don't hate me but,, mod has never watched JoJo ahvskandjsbx }

[jam-campasta]

Dally with 2c or 4a? (That boy’s head over heels for Johnny lmfao)

heck dude how long’s in been since I’ve drawn a dal