That One Enby

Hi I’m a tired enby who uses they/them pronouns I’ma use this blog to chat and stuff :)

[turtleuwu]

I JUST REALIZED I HAVENT MADE A PINNED THUNG YET OK WHELP HERE I GO

6/30/25 edit: To Nex or whoever is in front if y’all ever see this. I hope guys are ok and I’m always here if you need someone to talk to. I love you guys and I miss you all. <3

HI! Im blue! i use they/them (i have neos but yall gotta actually talk to me first) https://pronouny.xyz/u/blue_is_tired

and this whole thing is an absolute mess of just many fandoms 👍

new adult, im 19

FREE 🇵🇸

OK SO THESE SRE KINDA THE THINGS I LIKE SOMETIMES (things will come and go as i remember they exist tbh):DAN AND PHIL, dsmp (FUCK CC!DREAM THO I HATE HIM) , qsmp,mcyt, hermitcraft, marine biology, tma, CURRENTLY READIN HOMESTUCK ITS FUCKIN GREAT, LEGO BATMAN MOVIE APPARENTLY, invader zim, sonic the hedgehog (thanks 🎱 /gen), minecraft in general, herpetology, FISH THEY POGCHAMP, last life smp,OFMD,WWDITS, MOOMINVALLEY, house md, one piece, atla, critical role, dimension 20, CONCLAVE, The Murderbot Diaries, PHM this list is so long tunblr is barely working on my phone anymore OK YALL HAVE A NICE DAY! :3

[neuronary]

"the only difference between a cult and a religion is the scale"

NO. NO IT ISN'T. THIS IS WHAT THE CULTS WANT YOU TO THINK IT IS NOT TRUE. THERE ARE RELIGIONS THAT ARE NOT CULTS AND CULTS THAT ARE NOT RELIGIOUS AND YOU MUST LEARN THE DIFFERENCE

[nateconnolly]

Tags by @gaytheist-dyke

[orcboxer]

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

[penny-anna]

Do Eridians know they are different colours. I bet Grace's alien kids love finding out what colour they are. It means absolutely nothing to them but they're like :O :O

[penny-anna]

Some of them think he's making this whole 'colour' thing up to mess with them and try to catch him out by asking again on a different day to prove he's just saying random noises but he's like you are still blue buddy and they're like :O :O

[penny-anna]

Like if we met an alien species who had extra senses & they said that some humans felt spingly and some humans felt spoingly I bet we'd all want to know if we were spingly or spoingly humans

[pjackk]

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

[cryptotheism]

Parading his big stupid unmoving chrome body around like a sainted reliquary

[fidelcostco]

WAIT HOLD ON I cannot fucking believe when I was like four years old my parents were cajoling me to walk with the family and trying to get me to keep up even though I kept insisting that I was "tired" until they took me to a doctor and found out my LUNGS DIDN'T WORK. how insane that we live in a world where reasonably loving parents think their FOUR YEAR OLD is trying to be LAZY. like they were mortified to be clear. adults are just so trained to ignore children's complaints as untrustworthy, kids just need discipline, they can't possibly speak for themselves. what the fuuuuck.

[fidelcostco]

YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE BTW you should always be trying to take children seriously, especially very little ones but definitely all of them. the most disempowered class basically legally defined as property and most people are like "yeah that's good actually I hate when they Loiter lol they're stupid and loud and i actually think children should stop existing. restrict their personhood more actually"

[kaiiaii]

Stupid doodle of this post that did numbers on my other blog lol

Post also under cut

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[dumpsterfire620]

[nerdvolutionkurisu]

Golden Ratio

Even though the Golden Ratio is mathematical beauty, doesn't mean your back needs to be shaped as such. Straighten up!

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[centrally-unplanned]

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

[theabigailthorn]

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

[drempen]

It's like when you go to Antarctica and have to get your appendix removed

[comment-tube]

[kairithemang0-fm]

Reblog if you're transmasc, support trans men, or want a chocolate chip cookie

[scarlct-vvitch]

grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

[scarlct-vvitch]

free fic idea up for grabs. godspeed

[notquiteaghost]

okay caveat i have not read very much tv murderathin fic yet but what i have read has basically all been very Consent Focused and Careful in a way i can see the appeal in but. well. gestures at when murderbot blinded gurathin just to be a dick. i am here for different reasons

[notquiteaghost]

like i get it i do being treated as A Person With Autonomy That Is Respected is a new and novel experience. however they do both canonically react like feral cats about it. and obviously being hissed at does not mean you stop offering the feral cats a gentle touch!! but they should get to retreat to a dark enclosed space and bite the shit out of each other

[notquiteaghost]

murderbot & gurathin with the rest of presaux is the repeated reassurances, careful specificity, slow big movements to draw attention to the boundaries and how they're being intentionally navigated

murderbot & gurathin with each other, post-reunion, is a bone-deep certainty they do not ever need to discuss. gurathin put murderbot in his brain; murderbot came back; they do not need to put the trust into words. murderbot subconsciously infers 90% of gurathin's tragic backstory and bridges the last 10% with the mind melds. gurathin reads murderbot's message (separate post pending to point out how show did not have murderbot address it to mensah specifically) (however even if it was not explicitly for him. gurathin reads it.) and the only real important piece of missing context he gets there is the governor module is a torture device, which is something he also instinctively inferred once he realised murderbot is a person

murderbot turns up at gurathin's unannounced and lets itself in and does his chores. gurathin has permanent access to all its drones and habitually keeps feed from one active. murderbot will force more on him when it's pissed off with him. gurathin will pin it to the floor – this works not because he can physically overpower it but because he is Touching It On Purpose. when both of them get overwhelmed they're genuinely likely to bite the other. this is the only reason secunits even have teeth so murderbot almost always draws blood, and is then really normal about antiseptic and bandages and potential contaminants. gurathin threatens to hack it and delete random media episodes if it gets out the industrial strength cleaning solution again. and that is a threat gurathin has made good on. if they're arguing gurathin may turn its vocal chords off. murderbot retaliates with augment malware. sometimes if one of them is freaking out in circumstances they don't want to leave entirely (social events, combat situations) the other will assume a handler/controller role and they will commit. presaux-unprecedented levels of unnegotiated domestic discipline. sometimes one of them starts a verbal sentence and it is very clear that it was the other who finished it. this happens when they're being self-deprecating and also when they're having incorrect opinions about media. they hardwire while gurathin sleeps so murderbot can kill his nightmares. when murderbot sees ART again it has an extensive plan on mimicking vitiligo through code so they'll match

[therearesomewhocallmemari]

Per quick discussion in comments, here is a rec list of fics where they are a little more feral cat in relationship to each other! I'm doing both Murderbot & Gurathin and Murderbot/Gurathin and I'll give a quick note about each one but like. Read the tags and the summaries.

The Methods Series by Trisshawkeye: https://archiveofourown.org/series/5042446

Gurathin and Murderbot stumble into a non-sexual kink situation, managing to not discuss what they're actually doing right up until Mensah makes them. Rated T.

Pain Tolerance by Gamebird: https://archiveofourown.org/works/73189306

Gurathin thinks he can take the pain of a govmod correction. Murderbot is happy to let him find out. Rated M.

Leave all your love and your longing behind by Aylwyn228: https://archiveofourown.org/works/77906256/chapters/204123836

This is a little different, a longer action-adventure story where things go wrong and Murderbot has to try to keep Gurathin alive. It's a little less intensely about the relationship, but I think that aspect is there enough to put it on this list. And if you like the whump, Aylwyn has plenty more for you. Rated M.

And I long for this mirrored perspective by trinityofone: https://archiveofourown.org/works/67489981

Murderbot is having some of Gurathin's memories, and it is a bit of a dick about it. Rated M.

A Kinder Knife by parthagenon: https://archiveofourown.org/works/68528296

Another take on non-sexual kink, for a Gurathin who has a history of cutting. Rated M. (archive locked)

that never fades by chameleonchanging: https://archiveofourown.org/works/73337496

Soulmark AU but more horror than fluff. I can't really describe this well in one sentence, but it's great. Rated T. (archive locked)

And Other Hidden Places by Sholio: https://archiveofourown.org/works/73779736

Gurathin is hiring people to hurt him. Murderbot finds this objectionable. Rated M.

Improper Use of Data Ports by GroveDaan: https://archiveofourown.org/works/67554296

Murderbot thinks Gurathin's data port is dangerously exposed, and then it starts messing with it. They might not call what happens next sex, but I kinda would. Rated E.

Data Cleanse by all-systems-dead: https://archiveofourown.org/works/72440616/chapters/188633506

Gurathin wants Murderbot to do some maintenance on his ports. They do not discuss boundaries here, and Gurathin worries about it. Rated E.

Privacy Breach by all-systems-dead: https://archiveofourown.org/works/69340741

Murderbot gets curious about something Gurathin is doing with his augments in his alone time. It is very pushy about satisfying that curiosity. Rated E.

reach out from the inside by the_moonmoth: https://archiveofourown.org/works/78659141

Murderbot does not ask for permission. At one point Bharadwaj awkwardly clears the room. I loved it. Rated E. (archive locked)

Why Can't You Love Me Back? by the_moonmoth: https://archiveofourown.org/works/67138186

Gurathin confesses his gross human desires, and Murderbot lets him act on them. They have zero healthy adult conversations about what they are doing; it's great. Rated E. (archive locked)

Halt and Catch Fire by aros_66: https://archiveofourown.org/works/76973681

This is an established relationship story and part of the story includes ground rules, but it might still hit your wanting them to be more feral buttons. Rated E.

Cavity Search by lawfulchaotic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/80304956/chapters/210844486

This is either a fantasy or an AU, and involves Three in the last chapter, so may not be what you're looking for. But it might also be exactly what you're looking for, in terms of wanting no discussion whatsoever and boundaries being not so much ignored as irrelevant. Rated E.

Paradoxical Comfort by periapte: https://archiveofourown.org/works/72501096

This one is a tiny fic out of a much longer (and excellent) series, and I'm including it here for what seems like a moment of unnegotiated discipline (ish) but isn't, quite. I think you might like it, and if you do, you should check out the rest of the story. Rated T.

Finally I'll link one of my own fics, Alien Remnants Made Them Do It: https://archiveofourown.org/works/74819916

I don't know if this will be what you're looking for, because they're trying to do the consenting thing even in a situation where it's not quite possible, which is I think what you are not interested in seeing more of. However, they are jackasses to each other, so there's that. Rated M.

Anyway, I hope you - and anyone else looking for similar levels of (apparent) dysfunction - enjoy some of these!