The Masterlist
hello! it's me again. FINALLY took some time to get everything down on one page so you all could find these without hunting through my blog.
tried to make this as user-friendly as possible for you guys since I'm always confused by masterlists-- PLEASE let me know if the links take you to the wrong post, or if the format is hard to use.
also! if you want more warnings added to a specific post either send me a message or leave a comment on the post. no one's asked yet, but I wanna cover my bases just in case.
organized by date of posting from most to least recent
last update: 6/10/22
My Art
@peikonlainen 's rise!OC rosa
turtle posturing at himself
donnie in turtle jail
All Turtles!
dick headcanons Summary: we all knew this was coming (ha!) Warnings: sexual content, mutant turtle anatomy
prengang headcanons pt. 2 summary: this is just general mid-pregnancy headcanons warnings: pregnancy, fluff
more things that intrigue the turtles summary: turtles appreciating the bod warnings: slight sexual mentions
embarrassing shit the turtles did warnings: sexual mentions/cringe
how to deal with turtle tears (ask)
TMNT Skull Island!AU
reasons the turtles would break up with you summary: very good reasons to break up with someone warnings: angsty
what porn they look at summary: porn preferences for the turtle boys warnings: sexual content (no images)
kiss and makeup summary: you and your turtle get back together warnings: angsty, mentions of sex, not turtle specific
getting through a breakup summary: you and your turtle break things off... he tries to cope warnings: angsty
proposals gone wrong summary: your turtle flubs the proposal warnings: mentions of choking? also fire
turtles and āØself care⨠summary: turtles learn how to have a bathroom routine warnings: stinky teenage turtles
cute human things the turtles pay attention to summary: turtles are fascinated by your funky little body warnings: none
YOU ARE SICK. GET IN BED. summary: the turtles being sick and the reader takes care of them warnings: bratty turtles
reactions of the turtles to you becoming a turtle summary: turns out having unprotected sex with a ninja turtle exposes you to mutagen warnings: angsty, mentions of sex
pregnant headcanons part 1 summary: Your feral ass turtle boyfriend knocks you up during mating season and turns into a giant fucking dumbass (heās trying and you love him) warnings: pregnancy (w/ a turtle), sexual mentions (barely)
Spider!!! summary: reader sees a spider and her boyfriend has to rescue her warnings: spiders
mating season headcanons summary: headcanons for horny season but they're not as sexy as you wanted lol warnings: some sexual content
smell headcanons summary: the turtles having scent based communications warnings: mentions of sex/sexual themes
how to annoy your boyfriend for attention summary: literally just getting your turtle boyfriend to look at you while youāre off to the side like >:] warnings: if you do all of these together you might actually piss off your turtle boyfriend so use sparingly
Awkward and embarrassing first times summary: first times are weird. hereās a bunch of shit that gives the turtles cringe attacks to remember warnings: sexual themes, sexual imagery
chat fic: dick measuring contest summary: the turtles send dick pics to y/n and shit gets stupid warnings: sexual themes, swearing
turtle booty headcanons summary: what the turtles butts look like and if theyāll let you smack it warnings: sexual themes, images with nude art
Leonardo
feral!Leo finds out you're pregnant summary: an extension of my pregnancy headcanon post, feral dumbass Leonardo finds out you're pregnant and is very happy warnings: sexual content, fluff
spicy headcanons for a tall, muscular, non-binary s/o summary: you are 7'3" and your boyfriend thinks this is. very hot. warnings: sexual content
Raphael
raph/mona in the turtleweens multiverse
baking headcanons
2007 ramona
turtle!s/o headcanons summary: you are a mutant turtle and raph is into it warnings: sexual content
spicy headcanons for a tall, muscular, non-binary s/o summary: you are 7'3" and your boyfriend thinks this is. very hot. warnings: sexual content
Donatello
donnie getting his ass handed to him (ask)
making you laugh (ask)
spicy headcanons for a tall, muscular, non-binary s/o summary: you are 7'3" and your boyfriend thinks this is. very hot. warnings: sexual content
curiosity killed the cat summary: donnie finds the reader's OnlyFans account warnings: sexual content and themes, nothing overt but it's talking about finding porn
~ more to come ~












