✘ whatever ✘

fantasy

[theclashofqueens]

The Hansa + The ones they rescue 

“What a company I ended up with,’ Geralt continued, shaking his head. ‘Brothers in arms! A team of heroes! What have I done to deserve it? A poetaster with a lute. A wild and lippy half-dryad, half-woman. A vampire, who’s about to notch up his fifth century. And a bloody Nilfgaardian who insists he isn’t a Nilfgaardian.” ― Andrzej Sapkowski, Baptism of Fire

[memealittle-memeofme]

Unpopular opinion time but Steve Rogers would never choose a self-obsessed narcissist with daddy issues who continuously belittled and insulted him over Bucky Barnes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#sorrynotsorry

[kovir]

We deserve a bit of rest.

[cutekittengif]

[ditzyalpaca]

fish are friends. not food.

[jennytrout]

I love how outraged the gray cat is.

[azaraspirit]

that double take though LMAO

[arnaerr]

Wind’s howling

[rosenazair]

[guineapeegs]

This is the cutest idea I’ve ever had

[cutelittleanimalsthings]

Todd wanted you to know that you are a great person and wishes you a nice day!

[poppyandlilysblog]

Squad Salad Party

[eunnui]

The Sphinx

[catsofinstagram]

From @rina_takei: “special bond between a window cleaner and Guinness trying to help his work. #愛猫ギネスと窓拭きおじさん .” #catsofinstagram [source: http://ift.tt/2zHVgXb ]

[cavypigpig]

[beanz-n-fam]

My sister thought I needed a bath.

[rosenazair]

[wtfzodiacsigns]

The signs as pretty things

Aries: clothes that fit perfectly, eating your favourite foods randomly, cityscapes, red skies and bright sunsets.

Taurus: listening to nostalgic songs at night, misty mornings, spontaneous haircuts, shopping sprees, random acts of kindness.

Gemini: spending time with friends, the smell of fresh air, soft hair that smells nice, nighttime driving and seeing the city lights, freckles.

Czytaj dalej

[incorrect-witcher-quotes]

Keira: Lambert talks in his sleep sometimes, it's adorable

Lambert: Fight me... you ass... square up... yeah... I think the fuck not

[incorrect-witcher-quotes]

Lambert: I'll speak French between your legs

Keira: That's the hottest thing I've ever been told

Eskel: I'm just picturing someone screaming "bonjour" at a vagina

Geralt: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS !!

Regis: None of you should ever be having sex