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palpatine straight up told anakin he was a sith lord and anakin was like well. this is a lot to process so im going to go fetch my boss and we’ll come back in about half an hour and murder you so don’t go anywhere and palpatine didn’t you have to admire the man

prophecyguy

palpatine is the best villain of all time bc he's the classic master manipulator who pits his enemies against each other without lifting a finger by preying on their weaknesses but normally those types of villains have the caveat that once their bullshit get exposed it's a simple matter of slapping handcuffs on them bc they're like weak old CEOs or whatever

but our boy sheev? when his plans don't go perfectly he's just like oh well and starts zapping fuckers to death bc he's also the most powerful old prune in the galaxy and he could just kill everyone around him if he gets bored

like luke throwing away his lightsaber and declaring himself a jedi was great but you know that luke kinda thought that was it, the crotchety old emperor doesn't have vader to fight for him anymore courtesy of luke cutting off vader's hand for possibly the fortieth time in anakin's life, so it's smooth sailing until lando destroys the death star and blasts them all to kingdom come, but then palps is like aw shucks no new apprentice can't blame a guy for trying and just starts deep frying luke for shits and giggles and our poor twink is like THIS ISN'T ONE OF THE THINGS I THOUGHT THE FORCE COULD DO ABORT ABORT ABORT

and with mace and co arriving at sheev's office to bring him in for being dark catholic it's functionally the equivalent of a scooby doo villain of the week getting unmasked by the gang but then he just starts snapping necks

comradekatara

I’ve seen ppl say that katara ending up with aang over zuko is unrealistic wish-fulfillment on the part of the writers who wanted the beautiful heroine to end up with the loser nerd instead of the hot older guy, but the funniest thing about that claim is that aang is 100% the Cool Kid, and zuko is, without a shadow of a doubt, a loser nerd.

voidfaucet

how dare you hide this in the tags

thegayneapigs

is there anything more relaxing than watching your piggies cronch their fave veggies? 🐾🌿✨

guineapiggies

We lost our sweet Cinnamon the other day ❤️ I know they’re just little guys who only stay in our lives for a short while, but she was a special one. She was one of the only pigs I’ve had where I just knew without a doubt that she loved me back. The day before she passed after I’d smooch her on the head, she would give me a little boop back on the chin with her nose, like her own way of returning it. I don’t think I’ve ever loved a guinea pig more ❤️

Three months ago, we got Pepper, and it was a bit of a slow and tough introduction, but I’m so so glad it worked out in the end. I think Spice would have been as upset as I am if she was left all alone without her bonded buddy of three years. But I just know in my heart that Cinnamon showed Pepper how to love Spice and how to care for her for when it would be time to pass on.

#rest in peace my sweet princess #guinea pig #pigblr #piggies #cinnamon and spice #spice and pepper #animal death tw