Black and White Friday
Checkmate !
Sarah 💋
there's a joke about the actress and the bishop that is on my tongue, wonder what she is doing to that bishop?

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Black and White Friday
Checkmate !
Sarah 💋
there's a joke about the actress and the bishop that is on my tongue, wonder what she is doing to that bishop?
It might seem extreme, but it was the only way Sarah could see us getting away with our affair, she's married and management frown on open affairs, so rather than get caught, she convinced me no one would suspect her of having an affair with another woman. So I changed my name from Robin to Robyn and learnt how to dress and walk in heels.
I must love this woman.
@anderiix @justdavina
It had taken us years to get the time machine to work, or so we thought. We did a few short jumps back in time, a few minutes, then an hour which was fun. But when we tried a longer jump, to before we were born something unexpected happened, we changed gender. All I can say is, thank god Adam got the enormous bust, but the beautiful dresses are gorgeous to wear. We will have to make some changes to the machine before we go back, but there isn't any rush is there.
2005
I thought she was joking when she said she would marry, but on one condition, I wore the dress, she hated dresses with a passion. I agreed knowing that if I did this then we would not be equal partners, I would be the 'wife'. What did surprise me was that her bridesmaids took the usher and best man roles, while the best man and ushers were persuaded to go for beauty treatments and be my bridesmaids. I don't know what you think, but I think we look fabulous
look dear, if you want to work here you will have to answer these intrusive and embarrassing questions
reflecting on life choices while wearing reflective clothing Haha
Perfection in leisure.
I hear you've got your Gerald to run the house while you get to go hunting and run the family business. Yes, got the idea of Mary, she had that costume ball and put her Henry in a gown, he looked so natural in it I was sure it wasn't a one off. Mary tells me there is a club in London that requires members to wear gowns. I am wondering if my Gerald should become a member then he can take on the role of wife more fully.
I was told to post this......
let's see what I get asked
Now remember Bob you are selling our merchandise, not your body, I expect to see that untouched later on tonight, just remember it's the temptation that wins them over, and you could never manage that in a collar and tie
Jenessa Annovan
I've heard of men being like octopuses, but until now I thought we only had two arms, seems I was wrong, maybe some do indeed have eight, while women manage with three
Danni, Nikki and Stevie had taken me on as their trainee a year ago. if the meal went well, I hoped to qualify and gain my new name of Ms Jo, no E, but first I had to help them persuade Mark that he would like to join us and drop the Mr from his name. I do hope he does, then I can get to wear the prettier dresses and not have to do all the maid duties about the place.
Bob knew what his mates liked to drink, he bought them at the bar often enough, it was going to be a suck it and see as to how they reacted to him serving them in front of their wives though
I don't get it, trailer homes don't need much cleaning, I have no idea why I have been asked to dress like this to clean such a small place at this time of night as well. Never mind, let's go and see what Mr Jones wants me to sort out
When she said 'before criticising, walk a mile in their shoes' Well I have not done a mile yet and my feet are killing me, never mind the looks I am getting, and sea breeze reaching places it has never reached before.
spot the wife haha
A professional make over is a great gift to give the woman of your dreams, even if that woman happened to be a man when he woke up that morning.
Arise Miss Chief, I knight you for services to randy men and demanding women.