vulnerability hangover

mmmmmm

[omtai]

She literally does not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about

[dyke-pollinator]

She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it

[nightpool]

#billions of humans have thought this same thing over the course of the species’ history #and they were right

[woobifytonysoprano-deactivated2]

we diagnose you with a creeping sense of alienation forever. incurable

[heartfairy]

retiring to your chambers >>>>>>

[starjasmines]

if we were lambs we would frolick together.. don't you ever doubt it...

[noknowshame]

my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity

[seafolks]

salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished

[beatlesweatles]

[doublism]

the chairman of the tortured poets department

[dougwalkerofficial]

U Such A Fu*ckin Hoe...

I Love It!

[zangoonse]

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

[dankmemeuniversity]

[caralarm-bicycles]

You can really sense the tumblr userbase aging

[ashstfu]

me @ the degree i chose for myself

[nyancrimew]

thesaurus.com save me

[tedlyanderson]

aid me

[j4gm]

assist me thesaurus.com

[archived1998-deactivated2024030]

You can always make a post that says "my pussy tastes like PlayStation"

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[lightgate]

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