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[420yearold]

Fab 5 when working with a women: you just need to realize how beautiful you are and start taking care of yourself like you take care of others!

Fab 5 when working with a man: please use your shower PLEASE use your

[princesconsuela]

[00807x]

[beautifulterriblequeen]

It’s been like three thousand years and they still haven’t figured it out.

[mephystophyles]

sure, when my grandfather fought nazis and fascism he was “a hero” and “on the right side of history” but when i do it im “way too sensitive” and “no better than they are”

[mephystophyles]

Happy one year anniversary of this post also fuck nazis and fuck Donald Trump

[selfeffacing-jokes]

headcanon that harry’s headaches in HBP weren’t due to the presence of voldemort in his head but were because he has had the same glasses for 10ish years and needed a new prescription

[selfeffacing-jokes]

honestly, this poor boy couldn’t read

[demiboy-mint-choco-deactivated2]

What’s up, I’m Harry, I’m 17, and I never learned how to read

[welcometotheravenclawcommonroom]

Those fuck ass Dursleys never got him new fucking glasses; of course the poor boy had trouble reading. Hell, that’s probably a lot of his trouble with potions: the instructions/notes/class lectures were written on a board HE COULDN’T READ. Also, it would probably be really fucking hard to tell the difference between similar looking powders if your sight is that fucking bad.

[revanchistsuperstar]

Also, answers the age old question of “why did Harry not recognize Snape’s handwriting in his textbook if he’d been reading it on a blackboard every day for years?”

Because it was blurry as hell, next question.

[agetwellcard]

coming soon: the duolingo owl will break into your home at night and beat the shit out of you if you don’t know the word for potato in french

[italianleathers0fa]

nobody:

my cat, about to puke on the carpet:

[jimkerk]

the zodiac is OUT the new personality test is which queer eye member you would immediately disappoint after they left

[thenatsdorf]

Baby harp seal tries to roll over and mopes when he can’t do it. (wait till end of audio!)

[87437732156806533-deactivated20]

this was all @glitchyred56 and i owe her my life

[caroldanversenthusiast]

jameela jamil will save us all

[babyanimalgifs]

[30-minute-memes]

The trilogy has been completed

[anxietyproblem]

If you can relate to any of these posts, follow us @anxietyproblem​

[smushee]

There’s this girl at my school and she’s really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc. It was always kind of cute how you’d just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk

[blackwoolncrown]

she was training herself to be happy oh my god

[aureliaborealis]

does it work???? Imagine feeling yourself slipping into depression and you just click a few times and your brain says “wait, this is the sound of happiness I have to release serotonin”

[thebigblackwolfe]

She fucking Pavlov’d herself, the absolute madwoman

[homofied]

[paprika]

when you’re still hungry but no food left behind

[thelittlescrimshaw]

Me: wow I’m way too attached to fictional characters

Me: *sees y’all send death threats to writers because you didn’t agree with their decisions*

Me: never mind I’m attached the healthy amount