sad but rad

alanna/21/san fran; currently searching for a fuck to give.

[heroxn]

Let’s get drunk at midnight, listen to our favorite songs and kiss so much that our lips burn

(via partsoflove)

[twatlanna]

What else would you eat? Perv.

You’re the one taking it to that level, now who’s the perv?

[twatlanna]

colbstho:

I have no idea how you manage to breathe when your head is always so far up your ass.

It's a skill I've acquired over the years.

[twatlanna]

linedandlethal:

—Oh, shit. I can always count on you to remind me to eat.

Who forgets to eat? What is wrong with you, child?

[twatlanna]

Would you be eating anything or...?

Only brains.

[twatlanna]

colbstho:

Smore muffins or gtfo tbh.

Sorry you lack taste. Except for being friends with me, of course.

[twatlanna]

I have a very serious issue to talk about with you all. Banana nut muffins are the superior muffin flavor. Thank you for listening.

[twatlanna]

Dear roomie, I miss you. Please come back from the dead.

Come back from the dead? So you want me to be a zombie? Halloween was last week.

[jackfalaheessssssss-deactivated]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[twatlanna]

@lolsocheesy: @trolltinez bc god knew you needed me to exist so february had to be a thing

@trolltinez: @lolsocheesy [mariah carey voice] i don't know her

[twatlanna]

@trolltinez: why do months that aren't september-december exist? asking for science

[doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[blainular-blog]

So this is San Francisco?

[twatlanna]

luci-asaro:

Welcome to town.

You’ll get used to all the poor people.

Unfortunately we can't say the same for you.

[twatlanna]

✮ : A moral standard.

Loyalty. 

[twatlanna]

✪ : Critique they have about others

She just wishes everyone would use their brain. (Short and sweet lol)

[twatlanna]

✲ : Something or someone they down right hate

People who think they're better than anyone, regardless of class, age, gender, etc. She jokes around about being better than others, but she truly believes she's equal with everyone. Looking down on someone because of where they come from, what they do for a living, etc; isn't something she's fond of.