My gun will be your angel of mercy

35. He/Him.

[sugar-for-ashes]

[bitt-better]

[enki2]

[akashicrecord]

Put ya pussy on the phone Squidward! OH YEAH! Let's hear the sound of that WAP !!

#fuckbob

You know I'm a person with feelings right?

[maachine-deactivated20250630]

lets All lock in starting Right Now

[virusgeist]

how i feel about locking in

[definitely-not-a-plant]

how i feel about locking in

[girlmostlikely]

[micromontage]

We have so little time

[starjasmines]

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

[kitkenk]

it's a little stuffy in here, sorry

[coldstonedreamery-deactivated20]

What's wrong with you?

Depends on the day

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

*at the sex shop* do you have a discount for worthless people

[ankle-beez]

[terramythos]

apparently amazon's AI catastrophically fucked up and equated bytes with gigabytes so started billing aws customers literally billions of dollars for their data usage

[terramythos]

the percentage increase. i'm fucking wheezing

[zombiezinmydreams]

[grindrbooks]

[triangleguy]

my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine

[papasmoke]

my newborn son has an ifunny birthmark

[bubblegumcutiee]

[capacity2]

U play along with a bit and act outraged and people will be like omg are u slow it’s clearly a bit.