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cybervoidd

And when I’m in the confines of crawling walls, you hold me in place

feministism

mikaelastyles

Harry haciendo malabares en el tiempo♡

disc80s

kampiotis: In the Iliad, Homer describes Poseidon, god of horses, earthquakes, and the sea, driving a chariot drawn by brazen-hoofed horses over the sea’s surface. I now know why.

disc80s

kampiotis: In the Iliad, Homer describes Poseidon, god of horses, earthquakes, and the sea, driving a chariot drawn by brazen-hoofed horses over the sea’s surface. I now know why.

thecarrotswife

Grogu eating luchables just gives me life idk

barbiefeminist

And now he’s got his capri sun to go with his lunchable!

lucydacusgirl

*says ‘I’m so fucking sick of this pandemic shit’ in a distinctly vaccinated, pro mask, pro lockdown, pro taking all the necessary safety measures way*

hazeldomain

Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

hazeldomain

The poll winner seems to be “depends on whether you like him” which is super valid.

Mine watches fox news so “mom’s husband” it is!

brainsforbabyjesus

My family has a great way of distinguishing between a new spouse you like and new spouse you disdain!

Your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are actually a cool person, you use their first name. So if you were to introduce them they would be: Aunt Jane and Bob.

If your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are a fuckwad you introduce them as: this is Aunt Jane and her second husband. The implication being that they are very replaceable and that we’re all just waiting for her to wise up to the situation and serve you divorce papers, she did it once, she can do it again.

hazeldomain

MAGNIFICENT

readysetyeet

Alright, but what if my mom on her third marriage found a decent man, but my mother herself is shitty

devilboyblues

"my stepdad's wife"

helepikolik

@sapphic-sargent your tags omg

You are doing God’s work

twen-tee-two

I call my dad's ex-girlfriend my stepmom even though they were never married. They were together for 12 years throughout my teen and young adult life, I hated her as a teen and refused to call her my stepmom but grew to love her as an adult. She has a new partner who has kids and if she marries him I'll consider them my step-siblings (although I’d still call him my stepmom’s husband). My dad's new gf is nice but I'm not a big fan and even if they got married I would never call her my stepmom because I live in a different country and will probably never spend much time with her, and I already have a stepmom.