vielaeme

i'm in love, love with you oh won't you let me finish you drive me insane

[mayahan]

Clever Illustrations by Danish illustrator HuskMitNavn 

[spicy-season]

So creative

[witchlightsands]

off to go see highschoolers ride donkeys while trying to play basketball

[notorious-magics]

Um,

what???

[witchlightsands]

You heard me

[witchlightsands]

I wasnt joking

[suave-slav-blog1]

Sorry, I just love 2 part posts.

[spudsexuall]

My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. 

Here are some of my favorites:

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake.  -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

[setheverman]

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

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[ruinedchildhood]

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[thcrstlshp]

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

reunited at last

[salad-human]

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[twentyonepilofs]

Blurryface era mini Tyler & Josh pixels are available for sale on my Etsy !!! :-) https://www.etsy.com/listing/494686653/blurryface-tyler-josh-perler-bead-pixels

[soulbrotherv2]

[feedmeburgers-deactivated201601]

I wanna know their names

[the-stray-liger]

Their names are Carlos Polanco, Carl Snyder and Alex Hall and they defeated the Harvard debate team on the topic of access to education for undocumented children 

[thereallizzybennett]

Reblogging again for the names

[leupagus]

Heyo! I’m sure this has been mentioned before, but Polanco, Snyder and Hall were all part of the Bard Prison Initiative, a program at Bard College in New York that seeks to get higher education into New York state prisons. It’s been very successful and is funded by private donations - if you feel like chipping in a few bucks, here’s how you can!

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[yamcha]

[catceleste]

my strangest legacy - in high school, for one reason or another (I can’t remember) my friends and I wrote “34 days until March 2nd” on the whiteboard in the drama classroom. It was completely arbitrary but we kept it it up, “30 days until March 2nd”  ”23 days until March 2nd” etc. It spread around enough that the entire school is buzzing about what is going to happen on March 2nd. We figure we should think of something and decide to bring in cake. There were about 13 of us in total committed to bringing a cake. On March 2nd, during 3rd period lunch we all entered the cafeteria in a line (the parade of the cakes) and laid them out—a grand cake buffet for everyone in that lunch period. We did it the next year. And after we graduated it kept going.

This past March 2nd was the 9th year they’ve done it. It’s become a school sponsored event. There are t-shirts for this thing every year. March 2nd is cake day. I am a god. 

[nevaehtyler]

sadly not every girl can protect herself from these creeps 😔

[sweetscam]

This is extremely satisfying

[wolfendreams]

I hope that whenever I’m in a creepy situation, I channel this woman.

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[rohie-deactivated20191102]

I have an idealized version of myself in my mind and she’s really pissed off at my life choices