i am mariah the elusive chanteuse

witam i o zdrowie pytam

[yeezy-nation]

[satanicvaginas2-deactivated2020]

[gaylor-moon]

[wha-et-deactivated20210209]

[ottermatopoeia]

A bottom is born

[bace-jeleren]

[c3po]

*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready

[rcktpwr]

*hogs squealing*

[sososopranoboy-moved]

Hey do you guys take constructive criticism.

[rssjap]

Peace was never an option

[paper-mario-wiki]

furries dont use 🍆 they use 💄

[nulltwink]

worst fucking post. absolutely abhorrent and irredeemable.

[worstthingsontheinternet]

[peer2peer2peer-deactivated20210]

I still think about this every time I hear about a celebrity death

[itchycoil]

👭STANDING

[dankmemeuniversity]

[nuclear-nigerians]

[edromyheart]

My landlord came to fix an issue to day with the apartment. He looks around the living room at the decor and the newly painted walls.

In a heavy Russian accent: “Your wife have very good sense of style.”

Me: “Actually, I live here alone.”

Landlord: “Ah, homosexual. Figured. I live in the apartment under you.”

Me: 😳

[itsaruse]

[sovietnam]

[depsidase]

[meanplastic]

[plaidcushion]

choose your fighter

[shiredded]

Why not both?

[unicornempire]

Slendergirl.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

imagine trying out a super risky outfit ur not sure is gonna land well and on your way to the party you fall into a bog and become a bog body and in like 3,000 years they pull you out in like a pink mesh bathing suit with an applique that says “barbie girl” on the front tucked in as a body suit to a pair of track shorts that say “your card was declined” on the ass and a pair of elevated 90s gel sandals with a hitclips clipped to the strap with one cartridge (60 seconds of an nsync song) and they reconstruct you in a museum and tell the public that’s how people dressed

[ghosticalz]

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