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Kelley

[terriamon]

chakra is stored in the balls

[creigo]

ppl on here like to slander picasso but mastering realism as a teen and then saying fuck that and then painting square shit? absolute power move

[teathattast]

the holy grail

[neuters]

[sailorbrazil]

[cabbagefuneral-deactivated20160]

[professor-goodfeels-v2-deactiva]

[wellbutrinboy]

everyone needs a little wooden spoon.

[wellbutrinboy]

[theofficialpresidentoftheusa]

In this house, dumb bitch hours are 24 fucking 7

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[wormscent-deactivated20200831]

HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL!!!

Ｉ ｄｉｄ ｎＡＵＧＨＴｔ！ Ｍｉｓｔｅｒ Ｅｌｅｃｔｉｃ ｓｅｎｄ ｈｉｍ ｔｏ ｔｈｅ   ｐｒｉｎｃｉｐａｌ＇ｓ ｏｆｆｉｃｅ ａｎｄ ｈａｖｅ ｈｉｍ ＥＸｐｅｌＬｅｄ！

[boyegaz-blog]

[wordsnquotes]

What I want is for the two of us to meet somewhere by chance one day, like, passing on the street, or getting on the same bus.

Haruki Murakami, 1Q84 (via wordsnquotes)

[phunderplonics]

the greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet

[hyenuh-deactivated20230717]

why’d you get banned?

[phunderplonics]

touched the rat

[hyenuh-deactivated20230717]

what rat

[phunderplonics]

chunky cheese

[ilyenas-deactivated20210213]

[prasejeebus]

JESUS

[jonbutter]

reblog this to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

[jonbutter]

not enough people reblogged this last year we gotta really try this time to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

[fauxfable]

In 2018 all of our reaction gifs will come from old Barbie VHS movies

[cockyhorror]

This is the best news I’ve heard all week

[theopenscroll]

[applejuicewerewolf]

Guys we might be onto something

[godtechturninheads]