i'm goofy not stupid

hannah | 25 | canada

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

[throo]

Didn't you also get suspended from Instagram one time because you told a terf you were gonna fold her like laundry

I got suspended because I said her spine was so thin that I could fold her shirt while she was still wearing it

[dogpuppy]

[doubleca5t]

Uhhhh let me be queer

[charl0ttan]

blunt rotation

[charl0ttan]

[just-sans-things]

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[just-sans-things]

someone contact my fucking lawyers

[unification]

we yucky slammingg

[matikanetannhauser]

Eat shit and die

mambo

[boredlamb-da]

Visit Original Link

[spiribia]

what’s sad is that the first person to fry an ant with a magnifying glass was probably just trying to look

[achillesinhighheels]

It’s a tony soprano summer

[godisafujoshi]

What this means

[uncensoredhijabii]

[bgm05]

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

[petal-metal-blog]

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

[arroz]

I’ve known this post longer than I’ve known most of my friends

[dogpuppy]

[elokitties]

how I’m moving this summer

[babyanimalgifs]

Little fish eats his foods 

(Source)

[bunigojade]

[aflo]

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

[identifying-fish-in-posts]

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

[duke-of-fire]

[splickedylit]

His Foods :) 👍

[giragirameganedan]

still thinking about when i saw a girl on here with ~3 partners and one of them was a lesbian with a “MEN DNI” banner and one of them was a tboy with a “‘MEN DNI’ DNI” banner

[raptorofwar]

[sapphling]

"drug seeking" as a patient label one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

[girlnumbers]

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea