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@twiinarmagcddons
#𝚝𝚠𝚒𝚒𝚗𝙰𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚌𝚍𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚜. indie, private, selective, 18+ 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚞𝚡 𝙲𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚘𝚛. possible tw for violence, blood / gore, drug use, && untagged inappropriate / dark humor. personal blogs dni. 𝚍𝚘𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚍𝚞𝚜𝚝. ﹂⌥﹁ Ⅱ 𝚁𝚄𝙻𝙴𝚂.
whatever souls are made of, yours and mine are the same (insult)
𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍'𝗌 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝗂𝗌 𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙩𝙮
𝒖𝒑 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐨 𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏
@twiinarmagcddons ♥’d for a starter !
There’s a very small chance that Jade has misjudged this one. Well, their common interest in trash-talking the caps locked Troll isn’t something the tween would normally be into, but that shouty jerk had REALLY gotten under her skin that day. It is, however, a very high chance that this particular Troll had messaged her by accident, but he was available & understood her ‘ nerdspeak ‘ that her fellow companions couldn’t follow along with.
[ GG ] : it was sooooo uncalled for!! [ GG ] : im not sure if you guys have any transportalizers [ GG ] : but think about how sweet it would be if we could link them!!! [ GG ] : im not sure if it is possible, but its worth trying [ GG ] : even if it is just to spite karkat :p
﹂⌥﹁ Ⅱ Part mistake, part boredom, and part curiosity all lead to opening a new chat with this ‘ Jade ’ character his friend had been oh - so - loudly talking about. . . .Or was he complaining? Who knows ― whatever Karkat had been saying, Sollux wasn’t exactly listening, he couldn’t be assed to care. She knew the lingo, she apparently has some sweet tech skills, and she was down to set Karkat off, so this was already proving to be of interest.
𝚃𝙰: yeah, 2ound2 about riight. 𝚃𝙰: tran2portaliizer2? yeah we have ton2 of tho2e. 𝚃𝙰: that could be a challenge, but ii’m 2ure iit can be done. 𝚃𝙰: changiing 2hiit miight mean a biit of hackiing, but con2iideriing thii2 ii2 kiinda your 2ugge2tiion ii’m a22umiing you’re fiine wiith that. 𝚃𝙰: god what ii’d do two 2ee the look on hii2 face iif thii2 work2.
﹂⌥﹁ Ⅱ Snrk.
so apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually "severe psychological distress"
I did meet some of the most insufferable people. But, they also met me.
Shane Madej
𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚊 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚖𝚎 𝚞𝚙 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚒𝟸 𝟸𝚘 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚘𝚞𝚋𝚝𝚒𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚒𝚝.
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dumb things my friends and I have said: 2022!
part two: april - june apologies ahead of time for length! feel free to change pronouns if need be. warning for foul and dirty language, and capslock-implied yelling :)
“You get points for trying, Jesus said so.”
“Not gonna lie, I just want an excuse to be a huge dick in a fancy suit.”
“You’re sorry? You’re the one who shot orbeez into my soup.”
(maniac laughter) “I get to destroy the government!”
“I am NOT a closet pickle eater.”
“The real blackmail is the photos of the frosted tips.”
“Loving the Home Depot commercial remix.”
“This is what made his doctor’s degree disappear into the woods.”
“I drive myself to drink.”
“The frozen balls are gonna hurt more.”
“It’s a record, you dumb fuck.”
“Yeah, well Twitter’s a lying sack of shit― Oh.”
“Working here is going to begin my Joker arc.”
“I dunno how to explain this to you without breaking any HIPAA laws.”
“I was about to be really mad, and then I realized I couldn’t read.”
“Back in my day, we touched grass.”
“You’re so valid. I’m 24 and get carded at the mall.”
“Are we pillaging or not?”
“Okay why did this personality quiz just read me to filth.”
“I feel like if I told him ‘please don’t kill me I’m very mentally ill’ he wouldn’t do it.”
“Hearing that comment is the equivalent of McDonald’s Sprite.”
“Do I look like I know how to draw feet?”
“Can we maybe please be normal about literally just another human being?”
“You can’t gobble at me and expect me not to gobble back.”
“He may be qualified but he is also not…that.”
“Stop pretending to be a lesbian every time I’m near you.”
“Sorry for the lukewarm take, I’m gonna go ride my bike now.”
“You can chew ice cream with real teeth if you’re not a coward.”
“It’s not that hard to figure out, you just suck at trying.”
“Oh hang on, I can make a funny joke about this.”
“Post theft reverse pickpocketing.”
“How do we have the same brain?”
“WHY IS THERE A BIRD IN THE BUILDING?”
“I’m not here to fight spiders.”
“Imagine needing a GPS to get to McDonald’s.”
“Please don’t clap your ass for the kids.”
“He really sells water.”
“I’m not into toes!”
“That rat just fucked your girl.”
“If I were a crocodile I’d live in Florida.”
“They’re fucking high on volcano ash. Okay.”
“That would require your death, according to the lore.”
“Bitch I am on the ground.”
“This tastes so much.”
“I dug this grave, and so I lie in it.”
“I dunno, I think my tweets are kinda banger.”
“I’m too sexy and iconic to have a job.”
“I’m gonna go join my milkshake in the shadow realm.”
“Oh, hey, good job! You don’t have to get fucking plowed by a 2006 Saturn Ion!”
“Would you be mad if I showed up dressed as Spider-Man?”
“She’s juicy for her food.”
“I dunno man, I’m only certified in bird law.”
“Please do not arson the cacti.”
“You have been identified by the government as a huge bitch.”
“We should steal a cactus and get charged with a felony.”
“This is what Oklahoma does to a motherfucker.”
“He looks very pro-police.”
redshcdes:
“Oh don’t talk to me about ‘ow my eyes’ you four eyed loser.”
﹂⌥﹁ Ⅱ “ . . . ok, ok, too far, my bad. i jutht mean to thay, your thenthe of thtyle ith atrociouth at betht. ”
redshcdes:
“Why, YES, I AM colorful and bright! And I BRING JOY WHEREVER I GO!
And I LOVE being on a tree. You know me so well!”
﹂⌥﹁ Ⅱ “ ‘joy’ ith one way to put it, i gueth. motht would thay thomething more along the lineth of ‘ow, my eyeth’ i’m pretty sure. ”
redshcdes:
“Mother fucker a set of colorful pajamas would be an upgrade for you.”
﹂⌥﹁ Ⅱ “ you’re one to talk. you look like a goddamn 12th perigree’th decoration every thingle day. ”
“Everyone wants to call me a wriggler for playing with my scalemates, yet a majority of you nerds are wearing your silly bright colored pajamas still-”
﹂⌥﹁ Ⅱ “ my brother in chritht i don’t even wear pajamath. i don’t think i’ve worn pajamath in like two thweepth at leatht. ”
PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME 0.2
over a year ago, i made this meme & since then, it’s blown up. so, over a year later — i thought i would make a new one. so here it is, after several requests & a pile of brains, THE PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME 0.2
send me a ✿ and i’ll fill out the template below. bold for things i could definitely see or want, italics for things i could see or am unsure of and striked out for things i don’t want or cannot see.
FRIENDSHIP. childhood friends / work buddies or coworkers / family friends / friends with benefits / smoking buddies / adventure buddies / fake friends / recently friends / party buddies / friendship of need / dying friendship / circumstantial friendship / partners in crime / old friendship / [ your muse ] is the good influence / [ your muse ] is the bad influence / [ my muse ] is the good influence / [ my muse ] is the bad influence / opposites attract / ride or die / frenemies / roommates or flatmates / penpals / exes to friends / enemies to friends / other .
ROMANCE. childhood sweethearts / [ your muse is mines ] childhood crush / [ my muse is yours ] childhood crush / exes / exes to lovers / forbidden lovers / highschool sweethearts / secret relationship / opposites attract / long distance / unrequited [ from your muses side ] / unrequited [ from my muses side ] / unrequited [ from both sides ] / skinny love / friends to lovers / enemies to lovers / spurious relationship / power couple / newly entered / soulmates [ metaphorical ] / soulmates [ literal ] / awkward / turning toxic / toxic love / cheating [ on your muse ] / cheating [ with your muse ] / other .
FAMILIAL. siblings [ half ] / siblings [ step ] / [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure / [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse / [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours / [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse / guardian figure / legal guardian / adoptive child / foster child / [ your muse ] is taken under mines wing / [ my muse ] is taken under yours wing / other .
ANTAGONISTIC. dangerous to each other / dangerous to others / unpredictable / rivals / petty / developing into sexual or romantic tension / based off family matters / based of off circumstance / based of professional matters / based off misunderstanding or lies / conflict of ideology / betrayal / hero - villain dynamic / enemies / fight club / friends turned enemies / lovers turned enemies / exes turned enemies / other .
“Fuck.”
﹂⌥﹁ Ⅱ Snrk. “Watch your fucking mouth, TZ.”
send in “ you’re such an idiot. “ for the sender to clean the receiver’s wounds while lightly scolding them for being so reckless when the receiver show up on their doorstep for medical attention.
alternatively, send in “ at least i have you here to look after me, right? “ for the receiver to clean the sender’s wounds while lightly scolding them for being so reckless after the sender shows up on their doorstep for medical attention. ( feel free to elaborate on how they got the injuries!! )