Twilightprince102

Hi, I'm just a fan fiction writer, call me Twilight Prince. I'll post stuff about my current fanfics on my fanfiction.net page, "Twilightprince101". I'll also do other things too, so do whatever! (beaUTIFUL icon drawn by the amazing Skeletonguys-And-ragdolls! Go give them a visit!)

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I got sick of the “safe mode” bullshit so I made a new blog, @twilightprince101. Until Tumblr gets rid of this stupid feature, that will be my new personal blog. So anybody that wants to follow me can follow me over there.

[dabblingindissent]

HEY! You there, you reading this:

You wanna hate the rich? Like more than you undoubtedly deservedly already do?

Come here, I got something for you…

oh, its just a paper cup you’d say

nope, its china, this is $95 for a pair

not the most egregious thing to be fair…

so how bout this?

a $175  single golf tee

or maybe:

a $350 dollar miniature Chinese food box

not your taste?

howabout 10 legos for 15 hundred dollars?

or

perhaps a harmonica that renders the player utterly incapable of playing blues or folk music?

maybe not,

howbout a thousand dollar tin can?

not egregious enough?

try this $350 dollar gold crazy straw.

still not pissed?

then i’m sure you won’t blink at this:

9 THOUSAND DOLLAR PURE SILVER BALL OF FUCKING YARN

anyways this has been my presentation of why we should guillotine rich people, thank you.

[llonelyrollingstarr]

thanks i hate it

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

How could you leave out the best one?

$1,500 for a single paperclip

[dabblingindissent]

to be honest, i didn’t see that, but in looking for it, i did find this:

[slimeylittlepile]

[ukulelekatie]

Self care is rewatching Avatar: The Last Airbender

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[surreal--memes]

the u n i v e r s e has a question

.

will you answer it?

[miggsboson]

We’re all important! Never forget that.

[iamatinyowl]

No one actually thinks all men. Just too many men. Just enough men to be afraid. Just enough men that all women have experienced it. Just enough to make it a social problem not a personal one.

[chelshiart]

drew this for a friend! she rly likes emperor’s new groove

[lord-of-flyting-deactivated2021]

I will always reblog this @masterwayfinders @distractibledingo @peri-plumz

[funmomenergy-deactivated2020052]

i made a college vine compilation b/c Suffering™️

(warning for loud noise in some of them)

[mllesouthernbelle]

It’s funny cause it’s true

[boguskudos]

Things I Never Learned In High School

[w0lf-eyes]

How to do taxes

What taxes are

How to vote

What political parties are

How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job

How to write a check/balance a check book

Anything to do with banking

How to do loans for college

How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things

How to buy a car or house

but I’m so glad I know the fucking pythagorean theorem

thank you

[jedi-giraffe]

didn’t learn any of this in college either

[clevergirlhelps]

yoooooo (part II)

How to do taxes

What taxes are

How to vote

What political parties are

How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job

How to write a check/balance a check book

Anything to do with banking

How to do loans for college

How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things

How to buy a car or house

BONUS

How the stock market works (and how to invest)

How insurance works (house, car, life)

Good meals for under $10

[mamoru]

the internet is a sacred medium for humor

[whatpumpkin-deactivated20181222]

You might have wondered about the symbols you’ve seen on the new HIVESWAP: ACT 2 trolls we’ve been revealing for the past few weeks. They’re not on the Zodiac you’re familiar with– what the heck are they? We’d like to introduce you to something we’ve had in the works for a little while now: the Extended Zodiac.

Wanna know what your true sign is? Take the quiz and find out which one of 288 signs is yours.

If your result moves you, you might consider commemorating your new-found personal discovery with a t-shirt from our fine friends at For Fans By Fans. While there, use code “HOHOHOLDTHEPHONE” for 30% off site-wide, excluding mystery boxes! That sounds pretty sweet.

On a side note, HIVESWAP: ACT 1 is part of Steam and Humble’s Fall Sales until tomorrow morning, Tuesday, Nov. 28 at 10:00 am PST. If you haven’t had a chance to play it yet, now’s a good time to buy it and give it a whirl. Pick it up as a Christmas present for your pals, too!

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@germansandwich @flippy-twink

I’m an Aquara: a violet signed, Prospit dreaming mind aspect

[homunculus-argument]

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

[abstractandedgyname]

human: 

THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST

the universe:

[sailorprincessx]

[intoxifaded]

DAMN RIGHT IT IS

[politicalsci]

[oleathe]

Dont forget he was just 50$ short

[dailyrowlet]

Two rowlets... In love?

[sheisrecovering]

This is a fight you can win ♡