!!!

money make my knees go weak

[twinkdo]

the real question is why do I still remember this acc

[twinkdo]

I came on my tumblr to say hi and I scroll down and see porn on my dash deactivates

[jeonkkake]

im jin but you can call me tonight winks with both eyes at the same time

can I get some friends tho

$$$

im worth it

if this gets any likes imma delete this blog

chachas real smooth into your heart

pls boost

[twinkdo]

can I just congratulate myself for being the first heedo rper

[twinkdo]

my dash still fucking slow do I gotta make another fp what the fuck

[twinkdo]

ur 17 but u look like a fucking fetus

[ectobiologist]

gibby.

[asuitxt-blog]

"hi gibby!" freddy said as he smiled and waved in greeting.

[ectobiologist]

"freddy…i’m so glad you could make it" gibby whispered in a sexy tone as he begins to unzip his pants

[asuitxt-blog]

[freddybenson]

What the FUCK is this

[musicalbunny]

I think this is necessary to post. I see a lot of people “saving” bunnies.

"*Bunnies are one of the most frequently “kidnapped” mammal species. *Mothers dig a very shallow nest in the ground that is easily uncovered when mowing or raking the yard. If you find a rabbit nest-leave it alone!! *Mother rabbits only return to the nest two or three times a day, usually before dawn and right after dusk.  *To determine if they are orphaned, either place a string across the nest in a tic-tac-toe shape or circle the nest with flour. Check the nest the next day. If the string or flour is disturbed, the mother has returned. If not, take the bunnies to a rehabilitator. * A bunny that is bright eyed and 4-5 inches long is fully independent and does NOT need to be rescued! *If you find a bunny that does need to be rescued, put it in a dark, quiet location. Bunnies are a prey species and while they may look calm, they are actually very, very scared!”

[flashinglightsandecstasy]

Never knew this, keeping this for reference

[kazuha159]

As a student of Veterinary Medicine I can completely confirm this! Do NOT take them out of their nest unless you’re 100% sure that the mother did not come back for them after at least one day!

[twinkdo]

my internet connection is being a bitch tf

[twinkdo]

imma go to sleep pls send me cute msgs so I can wake up to them thx

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[pokemonloser]

I just wanna touch some ass b4 I die ://

[twinkdo]

can i call you affectionate names like sugar dumpling and princess

damn bae yes u can 

[twinkdo]

no

[twinkdo]

can I get some cute msgs when I head to sleep ://

[twinkdo]

a little part of me dies when I gotta help old people use the Internet

[ihose0k]

pls be warned this is dumber than it looks

anyway i wanted to try a quick vn before i do anything super long so this is what came from it. it’s all stupid and i hope you enjoy it, also it might get boring at the end but that’s because im so tired T.T So also, sorry for spelling mistakes.

I hope to make a longer troll like one later, and also improve on this one haha.

windows // mac