Twinkie

[stinkmits]

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

[dynamohedron]

i’VE N EVER FELT SO COMPELLED TO REBLOG THIS UN TIL THAT FUC KI GN CAPT I O N

[ikuragunkan-deactivated20200527]

my favourite white girls dancing

[c-teardrops]

omG TAYLORS BUTT SCRATCH

[netlfix]

legend has it theres life outside the internet

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

what does the teen boy say after murdering a man

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

haha no homo(cide)

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

“boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

[ilovecoffeeandcats]

if you think you are unattractive just remember you look like your ancestors and hey all of them got laid

[devil-eggs]

but what if you were adopted

[heythatsmyleg]

I’m not up on the whole genetics thing

but

if you’re adopted you still have to have biological ancestors right

[dutchster]

These two guys entered the metro from different stations and don’t even know each other. (via)

[8oo-deactivated20160414]

is that phineas and ferb

[poopinthespeedforce-deactivated]

this is the species that invented space flight

[theonlystefers]

hit her with the reverse card

[kawahbunga]

SON

[67888875322467]

HE LOOKS SO SCARED

[venusaurphobia]

[twinkiesofficial]

Once upon a midnight DEAL WITH IT.

I give a fuck, nevermore.

merely a bro, nothing more.

#suddenly there came a swagging as of someone gangsta rapping #rapping at my chamber door

Quoth the raven, “Swag galore”

#edgar allan bro

And my mom still doesn’t get why tumblr is so fucking amazing.

[4gifs]

[leylaalbayrak-deactivated201906]

SFHDJLKGHFJGHFKJÇN

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[ash-ofpallet]

[typhlosionofficial]

Pokémon cupcakes made by Leensy

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

[gif-giz]

http://gif-giz.tumblr.com/