Welcome to my humble abode!

I'm Darian. I'm 27, short, socially awkward, and I put things back in the wrong place too often.

[imaginarymoments]

My toxic trait is watching unsolved videos and then getting annoyed when they don’t solve the case

[dope-kulture]

[fartfartlbalahaahahahaahaha]

[homomedia]

More Lil Nas X birthday tweets

🤠👏🏽🥳

[yinghuitan]

Yoga seal poses

[cityoftownsville]

[girlsbestkeptsecret]

I’m just saying.... #SippinSunday☕️

[swordbride]

[timeindogyears-deactivated20211]

also:

[toxicstardust]

Ok, but also:

[sostephenfry]

Please consider also

[29knutstoasickle-blog]

[rodrickheffeley]

This is the only valid tik tok.

[naenaenoodle]

[lotus-of-light]

Bro….

[50shadesofyodaddysdick]

me to my friends after they find out that i like some generic ass white boy

[halfagony-halfhope]

[lilpieceofmyworld]

[thoodleoo]

me whenever a woman in greek myth gets fed up and destroys the men who've caused her trauma

[gnarly]

when you see bae is talking to someone hotter than you 

[anxietyproblem]

[bellygangstaboo]