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@dorritoburrito
I wanna bf that has a life like those characters from fast & the furious and he come home n I bandage his knee and urge him to b careful out there bc Iām pregnant
Absolutely king
academy voters be like what if we nominated a person of c-𤢠what if we nominated a person of colo-š¤¢š¤¢š¤¢ I can't even say itš¤¢š¤¢
employees should be allowed to steal, actually
idk. yesterday was a slow day and at the end of it, I still stared into a cash drawer, one of three, that had more than my rent in it, even if you only count the 20s. I spent a lot of that day trying to calculate in my head how many hours of work equal one pair of pants, let alone how many hours of work equals the fun thing I want to do next month.
I feel a cough coming on, because I work in a drug store, and all of my customers are sick. I always feel a little bit sick, now. I can't afford to eat well enough to keep my body healthy. Cough medicine is worth two hours and 20 minutes of work. Our store probably bought a case of cough medicine for they price we're selling one box. If this cough gets worse, I might have to call out, which will cost me more than the medicine in the long run- but that doesn't give me the money to buy the medicine right now. I stock a case onto the shelf. I don't buy any.
A mom wrangling three crying, sick kids enters my line and sets two types of children's medicine down, says they're both on sale and thank god for that. I ring her up, and she gets very quiet, because she misread the sign, and her total is twice as high as she was expecting. Her youngest screams in the cart, because she's burning up with fever. Her mother very quietly asks, please, she's so sorry, if I could please take the more expensive one off her total.
I agree, I move the box below the counter, and when she's not looking, I slip it into her bag. I pray as hard as I can that if she notices the "mistake" she says nothing, because I so desperately want her to have that medicine. The store has lost profit at the cost of a child's health. I don't bat an eye. This is a terminable offense. If I'm presented with the same situation tonight, I'll do it in a heartbeat.
The myth of evil employees stealing from the company falls apart the second you realize the company would shoot you dead to make a profit. This isn't two equal players, one of whom is stealing from the other. This is someone fighting for survival versus someone fighting to make an extra million. It's not equal.
Employees should be able to steal, actually.
I went to a 90s themed party last night
itās a cup cake
Hot Singles In Your Area Are Using MATLAB
i lov goofy boys thats so my type
Gawrsh a-hyuck
thatās just a regular platypus???
AH!!!! Perry the Platypus.
if my pitched-down, chopped-up remix of the wii shop channel theme gets stuck in ur head as much as the original gets stuck in mine, then iāve accomplished my goal. if not then fuck u
This is the character select theme for the chillest arcade cabinet racing game where every level takes place at 2am in the most inexplicably neon-lit city. Any time you crash into another object it just makes a satisfyingĀ āding!ā sfx that layers on top of the music.
Soup
Hot hot soup
fuck if itās this easy why do they close the goddamn road for like five months shit
all outta soub :(
I work for the road crew in the summer. Crack sealing (the process you see above) is fairly quick and simple. (Though holding a hose that pumps literal tons of 350F tar into the road in the middle of the summer is NOT easy)
I think what a lot of people underestimate is just how much road there is in your city. And just how many directions the crew gets pulled.
For our city of around 50k people there are 8 of us.
Also, crack sealing is a wholly temporary measure, meant to slow the break-up of the roads, itās not a permanent fix.
Roads tend to get closed for months on end because we have to tear the whole thing up, then, depending on the class of road, we either have to hammer-drill into concrete to lay rebar and the pour concrete, or we can get straight to paving. If itās a road requiring concrete weāre required to wait at least 24 hours for it to set.
So after 2 days weāre finally able to pave. But the city allocates one (two if weāre lucky) 5 ton truck to transport material.
A relatively short paving job requires at a minimum of 60 tons. So thatās 12 trips to the asphalt factory and back. Each ton is around $80.
TL;DR
Thereās a lot of road, not many of us, and soup is expensive.
Leave the soup men alone.
Leave the soup men alone, and go vote for people who will pay for more soup and more soup people
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An officer running a speed trap stops a car on the interstate for going dangerously slow.
He walks up to the car and sees two very old women. The driver with very thick glasses, and one very pale, wide eyed passenger.
āMa'am I have to tell you, itās very dangerous going so slow on an interstate.ā
āWhat do you mean too slow? The speed limit is 10ā as she points to a sign. āSee?ā
The officer chuckles kind-heartedly and responds, āMa'am thatās the route number, not the speed limitā
The old lady looks embarrassed, but thanks the officer for the correction anyway.
He looks over to the sweating passenger and says, āIs she alright? Sheās white as a ghost.ā
She pats her friend on the knee and says, āOh sheāll be alright soon, sir. We just got off of 195.ā
ok, and what did the 12 disciples have?
The goose
is running loose
to the sound
of lizzoās ājuice.ā
Okay but Iām pretty sure they changed the word ājuiceā to āgooseā and Iām 100% living for this.