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Twista/Bri | Twenty-four| INFJ | They/them/theirs Side image drawn by crispy-ghee.tumblr.com!

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[mchashimi]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[nezumionice]

pls

[twista-lolita]

Hey, I know I’m not on here much these days, but it’d be appreciated if you could reblog this. Apologies for how long this is.

I’m in between jobs right now. I had a Teaching Assistantship job that lasted me until this month. It doesn’t start up again until August. I’m currently looking for employment but haven’t found a place that will hire me for the few months I have (since I can’t continue the job with my TA job on top of classes, the school won’t allow it). 

I pay $645/month in rent, on top of car insurance, renter’s insurance, utility bills, gas money for my car, and groceries. Rent combined with all my credit card/utility bills will wipe out about half of my checking account. On top of that, I’m not sure what my scholarship situation is going to be, and I’m paying for my master’s degree all by myself, which is going to be another $1000-2000 (i.e., no loans because I’m already in debt from those).

To try to keep afloat while I’m trying to find work, completing projects for school, and studying for the GRE to apply to the doctorate program here at my school (the testing fee being $205, and yes, I have to take the test! The doctoral application fee is another $50-65!), I’m taking writing and drawing commissions through my ko-fi link and my Paypal. 1 ko-fi gets you a bust/torso sketch of one character or a 300-word fic. Here’s some examples of my art and writing. What I’ll draw/write can be negotiated, but I have a right to refuse something I feel is inappropriate or out of my area of expertise.

My ko-fi link can be found here: https://ko-fi.com/twistalolita

Thanks so much in advance, and apologies for doing this. I appreciate any traction this gets. Hope y’all are doing okay <3

[twista-lolita]

Hey! I’m reblogging this again, and thank you SO MUCH for everyone who has shared this post and donated. It means the world to me. I’m still looking for work and doing odd jobs to get some sort of income, but nothing close to steady. I’ve recently submitted an application for a position that starts soon, so fingers crossed that I’m considered. In the meantime, any help I can get is still very much appreciated.

If you do donate and do wish to get art from me, please message me through here, on my public art twitter @TwistaArt, or on Discord at Twista-Lolita#1234. I don’t want your donations to go unaccounted for, art-wise! It’s the least I can do to show my appreciation.

Again, thank you so much! I hope you all are doing okay! 

[twista-lolita]

Hey, I know I’m not on here much these days, but it’d be appreciated if you could reblog this. Apologies for how long this is.

I’m in between jobs right now. I had a Teaching Assistantship job that lasted me until this month. It doesn’t start up again until August. I’m currently looking for employment but haven’t found a place that will hire me for the few months I have (since I can’t continue the job with my TA job on top of classes, the school won’t allow it). 

I pay $645/month in rent, on top of car insurance, renter’s insurance, utility bills, gas money for my car, and groceries. Rent combined with all my credit card/utility bills will wipe out about half of my checking account. On top of that, I’m not sure what my scholarship situation is going to be, and I’m paying for my master’s degree all by myself, which is going to be another $1000-2000 (i.e., no loans because I’m already in debt from those).

To try to keep afloat while I’m trying to find work, completing projects for school, and studying for the GRE to apply to the doctorate program here at my school (the testing fee being $205, and yes, I have to take the test! The doctoral application fee is another $50-65!), I’m taking writing and drawing commissions through my ko-fi link and my Paypal. 1 ko-fi gets you a bust/torso sketch of one character or a 300-word fic. Here’s some examples of my art and writing. What I’ll draw/write can be negotiated, but I have a right to refuse something I feel is inappropriate or out of my area of expertise.

My ko-fi link can be found here: https://ko-fi.com/twistalolita

Thanks so much in advance, and apologies for doing this. I appreciate any traction this gets. Hope y’all are doing okay <3

[taunyatta]

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[flippyspoon]

[spitblaze]

booty shorts that say ‘i escaped from the zoo’ on the butt

[gothgfs]

[hungwy]

hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not

yeah i got it last time

[errorschacha]

There’s no reason you can’t eat pie at every meal. They make fruit pies, vegetable pies, meat pies, meat substitute pies, I mean pies easily cover 100% of your necessary nutrient groups. They even make cake pies. The only reason not to switch over to pie entirely is pie sucks.

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

you were so close to a revolutionary thesis and then you betrayed me and every citizen of good standing

[reallyhardy]

ted, getting on one knee: bill, will you.... -presents ring pop- be excellent with me? (that image popped in my head and you HAD to know)

THIS SAVED MY LIFE, MARC. IT SAVED MY LIFE.

and then they made out. it was most triumphant.

[clickbaitcowboy]

maneater pt.2

[powerfulwizard]

If you’re exclusively attracted to fictional men, than you’re probably not attracted to men. Fictional men might have the aesthetic appearance of men but what makes a man is a lot more than the aesthetic appearance of one and men in tv shows and movies are often idealized and act in ways that we never see in men in real life.

[powerfulwizard]

gb men stop making this post about you, it isn’t about you

[jovemcarioca]

[dicketysplit]

where the fuck would we be without garlic honestly

[funereal-disease]

this is a strong contender for the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

[disneyadaptations]

Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993)

[micromys]

One of my favorite things about this scene was that by this point, these three animal actors were so fond of each other that the trainers really didn’t have to do much work to make them go to each other like this. They were really that happy to see each other! 

[hearthawk]

That made this so much better!

[rin--sohma]

[park-keeper]

Yall Lotsa Heart Elephant is TRANS

[sweetestfollows]

Adding cause Funshine bear is trans too,,

[anachronistic-cat]

care bears said trans rights